Archive for December, 2009
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Thursday, December 24th, 2009Sadly, Hollywood’s two most liberal, cop-killer supporting, filthy scumbags are breaking up. Looks like Wyatt got his Christmas present early this year! By the way, has Sarandon been in anything even remotely watchable since 1975′s The Rocky Horror Picture Show? And even then, she was the worst part of that film! One of Hollywood’s most [...]
NORAD Tracks Santa
Thursday, December 24th, 2009Regular readers of SYLG know I post this every year for two reasons. First, it’s because I am a big kid at Christmas. Second, it’s because this website is the coolest one on the internet. To wit: This Christmas Eve, Google will once again partner with NORAD to help track Santa’s journey around the world. [...]
Miranda Kerr Desires Royalty
Thursday, December 24th, 2009Apparently, the Bloom is off Orlando’s rose. Heh. Miranda Kerr may be very much in love with A-list actor Orlando Bloom, but it turns out that the Victoria’s Secret Angel wouldn’t mind having a dinner date with another British heartthrob. “I’ve always had a big crush on Prince William since I was a little girl,” [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009I think it’s safe to say that Union General Benjamin Butler was almost as hated in New Orleans as the eeevvviiilll George W. Bush is. Lord knows that fine, upstanding citizens like Ray Nagin and Kathleen Blanco would like to see the former president hanged. December 23, 1864 – Davis Declares Butler A Felon Confederate [...]
Getting My Ice Kicked
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009Hey, guess who’s back in his happy place? After a four-week layoff – thank you, surgery – I returned to the ice on Sunday night. We were playing the Storm, and while it took me two periods to get my legs (and lungs) back, we pulled out a 6-6 tie after being down 3-0. It [...]
Kurt And Brenda Warner: Good People
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009Code Monkey sent me this story. I don’t know if she knew that I was already a Warner fan or not, but this would have converted me. MESA – Just in time for the holidays, Arizona Cardinal Kurt Warner and his wife helped a young single mom move into her dream home. Angela Perez opened [...]
The Most Bizarre Christmas Tradition Ever
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009Seriously, what the hell is wrong with the Spaniards? BARCELONA, Spain – Barack Obama is up against Queen Elizabeth this year in a centuries-old Christmas tradition in Catalonia, according to the makers of the Spanish region’s ‘caganer’ figurines. They have been sold in Catalonia around Christmas since the 18th century, when they were placed in [...]
Cuba: Obama Lied In Copenhagen
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009Lied about his policies, lied about glo-bull warming, lied about HopeyChange, what? The foreign minister really has to be more clear here. You know things are bad when former supporters and fellow socialists are ripping you. HAVANA – Cuba’s foreign minister called President Barack Obama an “imperial and arrogant” liar Monday for his conduct at [...]
Carrie Underwood Engaged To Hockey Star
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: hockey players get all the babes. It’s official – Carrie Underwood is off the market. “I’m happy to confirm that Carrie Underwood is engaged to Mike Fisher, and the couple couldn’t be happier,” a rep for the country crooner told Pop Tarts on Monday. “No wedding [...]
How I Spent My Snow Day
Monday, December 21st, 2009Today is the first day of my Christmas vacation. I took off from work for the next nine days to spend Christmas with the kids and not some North Philly thugs. So, what did I do? Well, schools were closed, so I figured I’d help the kids build a snowboard track in front of the [...]
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