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Littering And, Littering And, Littering And . . .

By Wyatt Earp | December 12, 2009

Super Troopers reeferYou know, pot-smoking hippies are a funny bunch. Their crazy antics and hysterical shenanigans keep police professionals like me in stitches for days. Sometimes, they elude our capture. Sometimes they don’t. And sometimes, their shenanigans come back to bite them in the arse.

Let’s place this story into the “It’s Funny When They Happen To Them” file.

PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. — Bay County deputies say a 23-year-old man who was shocked with a stun gun died after choking on a large bag of marijuana during an attempted arrest.

According to The News Herald, Andrew Grande ran from deputies who responded to the scene of a reported physical disturbance early Friday morning. Grande was later confronted by the investigators, who saw him try to put something in his mouth while he struggled with them.

Grande broke free from the deputies, who had managed to put one handcuff over his wrist. Authorities then used the stun gun. (H/TFOXNews)

One has to wonder if his life was worth a bag of weed. Okay, maybe if it was some Jamaican Ganja, but risking your life for some Mexican ditchweed? Pretty freakin’ stupid.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Littering And, Littering And, Littering And . . .”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    Stoopid is as stoopid does… Gene pool just got a bit deeper!

  2. Kim Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    Maybe it was some of stuff?

  3. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    December 13th, 2009 at 11:50 am

    hah! see! pot can kill you! heh.

    stupid hippies…

  4. Clady Says:
    December 13th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Did he think they wouldn’t find it in his mouth or was he really thinking he could swallow it? What an idiot!

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 13th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Old NFO – Whoo hoo! Swim away, folks!

    Kim – Oh dear Lord!

    Smite – They’ll never learn. Good for us, bad for them.

    Clady – He thought he could swallow it. That’s happened to me a few times, but the toads usually try to swallow crack or heroin.