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Can We Just Deport Charlie Sheen?

By Wyatt Earp | December 27, 2009


Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are reportedly headed for divorce after Sheen spent the better part of Christmas Day in a Colorado jail cell after being arrested on domestic violence allegations.

Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller are reportedly headed for a divorce, according to, the New York Post reported. The alleged Christmas Day domestic dispute was the final straw for Mueller, who has decided to file divorce papers, the Post reported. (H/T – )

So, this turd felt the need to “allegedly” slap around this woman?

Yeah Charlie, I think you have outlived your usefulness, son.

Topics: Snarkasm | 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “Can We Just Deport Charlie Sheen?”

  1. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    Merry Christmas Denise!

  2. Crusty Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 10:57 am

    Carlos Estevez is as phony as his name and family. Both he and daddy made tons of money playing roles degrading Vietnam vets. Now this druggy thinks the US Gov’t is responsible for 9/11. It continually amazes me that a ..holes like this are given a platform to voice their stupid ideas and gullible people believe them.

    Wait a minute, he is is an artist and he thinks for some asinine reason that this POS can speak as a self appointed expert on any subject. Before he overdoses I hope his next marriage is to Rosie O’Donnell, since they are made for each other, he will stop calfng out kids and get his the ass kicking he needs.

  3. proof Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 11:29 am

    I think we should just make Denise Richards Attorney General and then just go with her recommendations!

  4. Teetop Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 11:34 am

    I would slap her, but I guarantee she would love it. :)

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Watching your ex get arrested yet again. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

    Crusty – Wait, you mean 9-11 wasn’t an inside job? Lyndon LaRouche lied to me!

    Proof – Agreed. She’s much hotter than Eric Holder.

    Teetop – As would you. Heh.

  6. piperfromtn Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    She looks great but boy, it’s hard to polish a turd, ain’t it?

  7. Kim Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Men who hit women are not men and they deserved to be on the receiving end of a blanket party. (I’m in a good mood today, so this piece of garbage is getting off easy.)

  8. Ralph Short Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    I was thinking, and it occurred to me if we were to deport this low life we may as well charter a 747 and then we could fill up the plane with a number of other undesirable “celebrities”. Maybe we could have a vote, like the all star game.

    Just a thought on economies of scale.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Piper – No amount of Turtle Wax can help this toad.

    Kim – I agree 100%.

    Ralph – Ship them to Somalia. They can be pirates.

    December 28th, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Dear Crusty, you probably should go back to the sand pit and put your head back in it and let the real people debate over the former head of the CIA (who planned such attacks as 911 in other counties) and his puppet crackhead son, both of which sold the American public an economy to the highest foreign bidders for 20yrs out of the last 30yrs. I mean come on talk about terrorist and homeland security where are the getting their supplies

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    JOSPH – Wow. Seriously. Wow.

  12. Ingineer66 Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Huh? Where are they getting their supplies. You mean the box cutters and Leathermans they used to take the planes? Probably that evil consortium Costco.

  13. Tennessee Budd Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    I wouldn’t mind slapping part of her anatomy. Playfully, of course.

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Ingineer66 – Or Walmart. I knew they were the servants of Satan.

    Budd – Giddyup!

  15. Crusty Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    Jose Plomero maybe you ought to give up the trade if you are listening to Carlos Estevez and Rosie O’Donnell for your facts. The sewer gas must be affecting your brain. I suggest you get your head out of your butt and get real. Let the real people debate? I am still laughing at your concept of real people. I’ll bet they were behind the grassey knoll and are worring about the polar bears straving to death