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Are Britons The Ugliest People On Earth?

By Wyatt Earp | November 12, 2009

Kate Beckinsale hot

I can’t speak for every citizen of Great Britain, but Kate Beckinsale is pretty bloody awesome.

LONDON – Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating website that says it only allows “beautiful people” to join.

Fewer than one in eight British men and just three in 20 women who have applied to have been accepted, an emailed statement from the website showed.

Existing members of the “elite dating site” rate how attractive potential members are over a 48 hour period, after applicants upload a recent photo and personal profile.

Swedish men have proved the most successful, with 65 percent being accepted, while Norwegian women are considered the most beautiful with 76 percent accepted, the website said. (H/T – )

Of course, the ladies probably think Daniel Craig is not half bad, either:

Daniel Craig swimsuit

Well, what do I know? I’m an American, and I am rather hideous. The last thing I should be doing is passing judgment on someone else’s looks.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Are Britons The Ugliest People On Earth?”

  1. Randal Graves Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    For every 1 Kate Beckinsale, there are probably 1 million of these:

  2. Sully Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    I feel like applying so I can lower the bar a bit more. Maybe I can set the record for fastest denial.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Randal – Aargh! I’m blind!!!

    Sully – Let’s race. Ready? GO!!!

  4. Jon Brooks Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    We definitetly need British Bird to comment on this one.
    Hell the Brits may be ugly but they are still good peeps.

  5. Fenway_Nation Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Jeez…..don’t forget lance Corporal Kat Hodge of the Royal Army- the only Miss World Contestant who can field strip and reassemble an Enfield rifle blindfolded as part of the talent competition!

  6. AJ Lynch Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 4:36 pm


    You may have a twin. The Lucky Dog in Lafayette Hill bartender could be your brother. Nah on second thought, he has almost no personality so he can’t be related.

  7. Easily Lost Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Thanks for the male eye candy Wyatt, not quite as yummy as Vin Diesel, but he’ll do in a pinch.

  8. Kate Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    Hmm…. I must be getting old. Sean Connery is still tops, even at his advanced age. :)

  9. metoo Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Wyatt, thanks for coming through for the ladies, too. I can think of a few Brits that are easy on the eyes but can’t think of a single Norwegian. Perhaps I’m watching the wrong movies.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Jon – I am waiting for her to show up, too. She’s another one who proves this survey wrong.

    Fenway Nation – How could I forget her? Yowza!

    AJ – Like I have a personality. It’s all brilliant writing to make you think that.

    E.L. – Sorry, but I needed a Brit.

    Kate – He was still the best Bond.

    MeToo – Swedes. That’s where it’s at!