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Yet Another Duct Tape Alert

By Wyatt Earp | October 13, 2009

dta11In case you have been living under Rosie O’Donnell for the past nine months, the Obama worship is still going strong. Sadly, the glorification has spread from the president to the First Harpy, and money-grubbing evil capitalists are cashing in. Oh wait, liberal capitalists are fine. Conservative capitalists? Not so much.

The newest hero worship comes to us in the form of the Michelle Obama action figure. Seriously:

The White House said it had no comment Monday in response to the upcoming release of a new Michelle Obama action-figure doll.

The 6-inch doll is made by New York toymaker Jailbreak Toys and is set for release on November 20, but the company began work on the new product six or seven months ago, according to Jason Feinberg, Jailbreak Toys’ 32-year-old founder.

“The entire political scene was a little rosier at the time,” Feinberg said in a phone interview, “But what was really apparent was the country, and really the world at large, were very enamored of this lady.”

Feinberg, whose company began selling a Barack Obama action-figure doll in mid-2008, said that Michelle Obama’s “energy” was “muted, subdued, classy” coming out of last year’s campaign while her husband’s image was much more like that of a superhero. (H/TCNN)

The country was enamored of this lady? I think Mr. Feinberg is inhaling the plastic fumes. And Michelle Obama is a lot of things, but “muted” is certainly not one of them. Unless, of course, if you think about all of those years when she was ashamed of her country.

I have to wonder, though, if this is the photo being used for the action figure packaging?

Mad Michelle Obama

Oh yeah, I see “subdued classy” coming out of this broad.

Topics: Duct Tape Advisory | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “Yet Another Duct Tape Alert”

  1. John D Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    And when you pull the doll’s string, she’ll utter one of these authentic Michelle Obama sayings:

    “Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm!”

    “My college thesis is none of your f@&#ing business.”

    “The Reverend Wright is America’s finest living theologian.”

    and everyone’s favorite:

    “Now that my husband is President, I can finally be proud of this racist, cracker-ass country.”

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    John D – The phrase “cracker-ass” is always funny, I don’t care who you are.

  3. Mike47 Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    John D: You left one out…

    “Get yo hands off me, whitey!”

  4. John D Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 4:58 pm


    I thought that line only comes with the deluxe edition; the one with the extra-toned arms and miniature genuine designer outfits. (Portuguese water dog sold separately)

  5. TexasFred Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Every time I look at Mobama, I see a well shaved Wookie…

    Chewbama maybe?

  6. kaveman Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Pull the string again and you get…

    “Oh look, the main stream media! I wonder if they want to ask my about my gorgeous hair or toned under arms?”

  7. Wes S. Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Ought to sell it as a boxed set with the Ann Coulter action figure that was being marketed a couple of years ago. Imagine the two dolls on opposite sides of your desk, glaring at each other…

  8. metoo Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    That would be Biocht, Wyatt. I’m fairly certain ebonics are part the new White House verbiage.

  9. Tennessee Budd Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    I thought there already was a Worf action figure.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Mike47 – Well played, sir!

    TexasFred – How dare you compare her to a beloved piece of American folklore!

    Kaveman – It’s Media-Friendly Michelle!

    Wes S. – Or a new version of Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em Robots!

    MeToo – I think you meant “Beyotch.”

    Budd – Bawahahahaha!!!

  11. Rick Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 8:48 pm


  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 15th, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Rick – Which one, the doll or the real woman?

  13. Echosix Says:
    October 16th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    I still have a few Hillary Nutcrackers for sale. ;-)