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Two Cups In The Front . . .

By Wyatt Earp | October 6, 2009

<i>Ingrid Vandebosch aka Mrs. Jeff Gordon</i>

Ingrid Vandebosch aka Mrs. Jeff Gordon

Two loops in the back. How do they do it? – George Costanza.

NEW YORK – A woman’s bra which in an emergency can double as a pair of gas masks has won one of the awards handed out at the prestigious Harvard University for the year’s most eccentric research.

The Ig Nobels, a tongue-in-cheek homage to their Scandinavian counterparts, were announced just days before the Nobel committee in Stockholm began awarding its prestigious awards on Monday.

The bra that can be turned into two protective face masks — one for the wearer and the other for whoever else may need one — won its inventors Elena Bodnar, Raphael Lee and Sandra Marijan of Chicago the Public Health award.

The patent states that each of the bra’s cup sections is fitted with a filter device, meaning the wearer can whip it off, and detach each section to fit it over the face. (H/T – )

Whip it off, huh? Sounds like a lot of horny guys will be sounding the air raid sirens whenever a hot babe walks by. I’m just sayin’.

Topics: WTF? | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Two Cups In The Front . . .”

  1. proof Says:
    October 6th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Hope the inventor allowed for all the heavy breathing his design would cause!

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    October 6th, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    You’d think that Jeff Gordon’s wife could hire someone to look for her lost contact lens.

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    October 7th, 2009 at 8:01 am

    In dire emergencies it would be good for morale to have gaggles of half naked women running around, although it would resemble a Monty Python skit. We’d be screwed if it was only an A-cup though. For the larger people, what may be required would be the panty mask and emergency communications could be built into the high heels (ala Get Smart) which could hang off the ears to allow hands free operation.

    So if some day the bomb siren sounds and you run into
    the nearest bomb shelter, don’t panic when you see someone sitting there with a bra on their mouth, panties hanging over their nose and high heels hanging off their could be me??

  4. metoo Says:
    October 7th, 2009 at 11:17 am

    You boys better play nice or we girls might not share when the siren sounds. And, I’m betting if the siren sounds, we’ll be sharing more than just face masks.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 7th, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Proof – Me too. There should be a lot of that going around.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Shut up! You’re gonna ruin it!!

    Jon – Don’t knock A-cups. Everyone with every size gets a seat at the table when Wyatt is King!

    MeToo – That’s exactly what we guys are banking upon!