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The Governator Sticks It To The Legislature

By Wyatt Earp | October 28, 2009

This Ain’t Hell had this story from the San Francisco Bay Guardian, which appears to be a coded message to the Kal-E-For-Nee-Ah legislature:

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a bill his legislature sent for his signature. According to the SFBG, he sent along this message;

Governor Schwarzeneggers Message

The real message is the first letter of each line. I don’t know if it’s true, but the SFBG seems outraged enough for it to be true. (H/TThis Ain’t Hell)

If this is a fake, it’s pretty funny. If this is the real thing, it is a thousand times funnier than Jingle All the Way!

Topics: Politics | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “The Governator Sticks It To The Legislature”

  1. Woody Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 8:48 am

    It’s real Wyatt. I’ve got the link to the actual PDF file hosted on an official state web server over at my site. Arnold may be a RINO, but he just earned back a little of my respect.

  2. metoo Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Wow, since he stopped the ‘roids he actually may have grown a pair. Congrats to the govinator!

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 9:51 am

    This letter really is priceless.

    After applying a code analysis program to the remainder of the letter, the alogrithm is beyond the scope of this comment to explain of course, I also found more coded messages contained within the body of the letter. Some of them are below:

    Eat **** and die!
    You Lousy Rat Bastards!
    Your Mama!
    Go To Hell!
    Hey! San Fran! Broken Arrow with detonation in 7..6..
    Just to give you apoplexy..Sarah Palin! Sarah Palin!

    I also found a rather cryptic religious allusion…

    Great Satan please reclaim your minions Boxer and Pelosi. Although he is out of state..what about Reid too?

  4. Jim Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Ah-nold never struck me as being that clever — but if this is legit, then good for him! The Kali legislature may be one of the few (along with PA’s and Philly City Council) legislative bodies more worthless than Congress.

  5. Jason Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    I the .gov web site is a good indication that it is real….


  6. Dave Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Not to put too fine a point on this, Wyatt, but your appendectomy was funnier than “Jingle All the Way”. At least mine was.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 29th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Woody – Me, too. I wouldn’t vote for him, but this is funny.

    MeToo – They just un-shrunk.

    Jon – I don’t think Hell wants those two twits.

    Jim – Yeah, we’re worse.

    Jason – It’s real . . . and it’s spectacular!

    Dave – And less painful!