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Sandra Bullock, Pr0n Star In Custody Fight

By Wyatt Earp | October 28, 2009

Sandra Bullock classy

To be honest, I never really liked Sandra Bullock, but this custody case is a no-brainer, in my opinion.

America’s sweetheart, the actress Sandra Bullock, is being dragged into an unpleasant legal battle to prove that she is a better parent than her husband’s former wife, the star of more than 100 pornographic movies, the Times of London reported.

Bullock is backing claims by her husband Jesse James, the television celebrity, that they have made a good home for Sunny, his five-year-old daughter.

His ex-wife Janine Lindemulder, 40, star of such video titles as Mrs Behavin’, Sleeping Booty and Dyke Diner, disagrees. She has just been released from a six-month prison sentence for tax evasion. (H/TFOXNews)

Oh yeah, the court can choose the felon or “America’s Sweetheart.” That decision should take less time than it does for Janine to rip off her panties. The ho-oar – and obviously well-qualified mother (giggle) – is pictured below the fold:

Janine Lindemulder skirt

Oh yeah, I want her raising my daughter . . .

Topics: Babes | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Sandra Bullock, Pr0n Star In Custody Fight”

  1. Marvin Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    We might have to review the video on this one. Yep, a tough task but if required I will make the sacrifice. !;-})

  2. rob in houston Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    I thought that I saw her on one of the shows and she had a lot more tattoos…

  3. Assrot Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    You laugh but about 35 years ago the courts chose a felon with no job, no permanent residence and a raging cocaine addiction over me for custody of my son.

    I had a college degree, a stable full time job, my own home, no substance abuse problems and have never been arrested (nor even suspected of anything as far as I know).

    All I can figure is my first wife must have been giving the judge a little sumpin’ sumpin’ for him to decide to give her full custody of my son.

    It’s a sad thing. My son turned out to be a crack head, junkie that’s as worthless as his mom (both have spent as much time in a jail as they have on the street) while the two children I raised with my second wife turned out to be good, hard working, clean cut folks with no antisocial nor felonious tendencies.

    I hope Sandra and Jesse get the kid. She’d be much better off with them than being raised by a person that will smooch a root on film for money.

    My blood boils everytime I think of my son’s wasted life thanks to our screwed up “justice system”. I try to tell myself that the entire system is not like that but from what I’ve seen, most judges, juries and defense lawyers are liberal left wing nutjobs. That about says it right there.


  4. Crazy Politico Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    I hope that kid never takes the wrong parents movie in for “Show and Tell”.

  5. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    Holy smoke Joe!!

    You just told my story. Exactly.

  6. Mark Says:
    October 29th, 2009 at 3:50 am

    Was Janine Lindemulder’s vagina the inspiration for “Monster Garage”?

    Sorry, it just had to ask.

  7. metoo Says:
    October 29th, 2009 at 8:59 am

    The child should be much better off living with Jesse and Sandra. However, they named her Sunny which is a name other wormen in her “mom’s profession” have used. Every child needs a loving, stable home I hope this child ends up with one.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 29th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Marvin – Gee, what a trooper. Heh.

    Rob – I think that photo was pre-tattoo.

    Joe – The sad thing is that in PA at least, most of the time the kids go to the mother – even if she is a train wreck.

    CP – That would be AWESOME!!!

    RAPH – Your ex-wives could be related?

    Mark – Funniest comment of the day!

    MeToo – I do, too. I’m no fan of Sandra the actress, but she seems like a stable, well-adjusted person.