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Stay Classy, Philadelphia Eagles Fans!

By Wyatt Earp | September 20, 2009

Code Monkey sent me this story from This Ain’t Hell. As if I needed another reason to hate my hometown football team and its drunken, ignorant fans:

I am directing this at the fans alone, and I encourage anyone who disagrees with me to tell me where I am wrong. Now, for perspective, my brother is a season ticket holder, and just sent me a picture from the game:

Eagles 2009 Home Opener

Good stuff right? Well, here was the next email I got from him:

“Could you please blog on how the jerk off eagles fans all stood up for a Rocky video but stayed seated when they announced a hometown hero Marine. I hate these f’n fans.”

Wow. Stand for a phony hero and don’t acknowledge a real one. I hope they lose every game all year.

As do I. This, of course, is not mean to impugn every single Philadelphia Eagles fan, but (in my opinion) most Eagles fans are more than worthy of their bad reputation. They believe they are among the “most knowledgeable in the world.” In reality, they are drunken, obnoxious thugs who never miss an opportunity to further embarrass themselves, their team, and their town.

Topics: People I Hate, Philly | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Stay Classy, Philadelphia Eagles Fans!”

  1. cbullitt Says:
    September 20th, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    At least they lost. But so did the idiot Steelers. Still there was hilarity in the Burgh today.

  2. Randal Graves Says:
    September 20th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    It’s because the Marine doesn’t electrocute dogs in his spare time for fun.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 20th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    cbullitt – Awesome. Glad the Eagles lost, and my Broncos are 2-0. Score!

    Randal – Yeah, guys like that get seven-figure salaries.

  4. Bitter American Says:
    September 20th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    The fact that Eagles “fans” and ticket holders haven’t booed and/or run Vick the D**K out of town by now should tell you what caliber of morality the possess. That said, it shouldn’t surprise anyone that they dissed a Marine!

  5. Mark Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 1:56 am

    Just to say that my Dad and I (I by default) are Eagle fans and as we live in Arizona, which is not graced by an NFL team per se, are both respectful and impressed by anyone who tries to sack McNair.

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 10:09 am

    When my kid was small, someone gave us a hand-me-down Eagles T-shirt. It made an excellent dust rag.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    BA – I wasn’t surprised. Eh, actually I was. I mean, show some freakin’ respect!

    Mark – I think you mean McNabb, right? Personally, I still think Rush was right: McNabb is overrated.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Kevin has an Eagles onesy. I tolerate it.