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Philadelphia: Death Camp For Cats

By Wyatt Earp | September 4, 2009

Prisoner CatYeah, what’s your point? With over 200 homicides already, it’s also a death camp for humans!

Of course, considering that many homicide victims in this town are either drug dealers or drug users, I can see why there is an uproar over our feline friends.

They are a lot more lovable, pay their taxes and don’t steal money from your wallet to get their next catnip fix.

PHILADELPHIA is a death camp for cats.

Since the Pennsylvania SPCA took over the animal-control contract in January, the number of cats put to death in the shelter has exploded. The shelter, at 111 W. Hunting Park Ave., is operated as an arm of the PSPCA known as the Animal Care and Control Team.

Live-release rates – which reflect the number of animals leaving the shelter through adoption, transfer to rescue groups or return to owner – this year are down for both dogs and cats, but the number of felines saved from death is tragically low. (H/

A terrible shame, but I have to admit, if these cat owners would keep track of their pets, we wouldn’t have a million of them walking the streets like the average prostitute. I’m just sayin’.

Topics: Philly | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Philadelphia: Death Camp For Cats”

  1. Randal Graves Says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I’d be happy to donate some food. I can give a few gallons of anti-freeze.

  2. dragonlady474 Says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Watch out Randal, you’ll be the first to go when the cats takeover. LOL

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Randal – That’s cold, man. Funny, but cold.

    DL474 – I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords . . .

  4. dragonlady474 Says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    I guess it won’t be too bad…except the coughing up the hairballs part. lol

  5. Easily Lost Says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    Note to self…….. keep all feline relatives out of Philly.

    Control the human population. Have your owner spayed or neutered.

  6. joated Says:
    September 5th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    Killin’ Cats, it’s what the SPCA is all about. *spit*