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Chinese Girl Yearns To Be “Corrupt Official”

By Wyatt Earp | September 6, 2009

Former Mayor John StreetSomeone ship this chick to Philly, post haste. I mean, corrupt officials are pretty much all we have in this berg!

Hell, if she said this a few years ago, she could have been appointed former Philly Mayor John Street’s Chief of Staff! That toad practically wrote the book on political corruption.

BEIJING – A six-year-old girl has become a media darling in China on her first day of school by expressing her aspiration to become a “corrupt official” when she grows up, state media said Friday.

The young student stated her aspirations in a televised interview that was posted on a southern China website, leading bloggers to describe her comments as “a reflection of social reality,” the Southern Metropolis Daily reported.

“When I grow up I want to be an official,” said the girl, whose face was blurred to protect her identity.

“What kind of official?” the interviewer asked.

“A corrupt official because corrupt officials have a lot of things,” she replied. (H/T – )

It’s funny because it’s true. I see a bright future for the girl as a Chicago alderman.

Topics: Snarkasm | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Chinese Girl Yearns To Be “Corrupt Official””

  1. proof Says:
    September 6th, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Sounds too honest to be a corrupt American official!

  2. RT Says:
    September 6th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    That’s funny! The first honest politician is born!

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 6th, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    Personally, I want to be Imelda Marcos when I grow up, what girl doesn’t want 2,700 pairs of shoes in her closet?

    BTW, what’s with the photo of Count Chocula?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 6th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    Proof – For now, but they all start out honest . . . for about a minute.

    RT – She’ll be ruined faster than a new couch sat upon by Michael Moore.

    Mrs. Crankipants – He’s magically corrupt-cious.