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Actor Jerry O’Connell Is A Douche

By Wyatt Earp | September 1, 2009

Douche and Rebecca

Sorry, but after you read this, you’ll agree with me.

Jerry O’Connell is the proud father of twin girls Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip, but the “Stand By Me” star couldn’t actually stand by his wife with his eyes open during their birth last December.

“I was there for the birth but I did not look though. A friend of mine said ‘listen, I’ve looked so I’m giving you a piece of advice – I don’t think you should look’ so I didn’t actually see anything,” O’Connell told Tarts at the Much Love Animal Rescue Dinner in Hollywood on the weekend.

But when we asked if his swimsuit supermodel wife Rebecca Romijn was back to her perfect pre-pregnancy body, he did hesitate a little.

“Yes… yes I guess she is. She looks great, back into the pilates,” O’Connell said. “She’s stopped breast-feeding so it slows down a little, I don’t know the particulars. But we had a very large lunch today and we had dessert so I don’t think she’s dieting per se.” (H/TFOXNews)

Dude, look at your wife! Do you have any idea how many guys would treat her like a goddess? Shut your pie hole and cater to her every whim!

rebecca-romijn cleavage


Topics: Babes | 14 Comments »

14 Responses to “Actor Jerry O’Connell Is A Douche”

  1. The Girl Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    I completely agree, and add a bag after that – Douche Bag just sounds a little more like it to me.

  2. Ingineer66 Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    He is a total Douche Bag. Hopefully his wife reads that and he is sleeping on the couch for a while.

  3. Lillian Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Total, total douche bag.

  4. Tom Jones Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    Douchbeag, prat, twat and sad wanker.

  5. RT Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    They took all my adjectives…weenie?

  6. Standin' John Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 3:45 am

    Poor girl really can’t get that “marriage material” concept nailed down can she?

  7. Old NFO Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Idjit… sigh…

  8. GroovyVic Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 5:39 am

    John Stamos never would have said that!!!

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 10:43 am

    The Girl – I’ll second that emotion. Your new blog url has been updated and linked.

    Ingineer66 – Or thrown out of the house.

    Lillian – Guys like him should shut up and thank God that he scored such a hella-babe.

    Tom Jones – Wanker. I love that word.

    RT – Weenie works. Hopefully, Jerry’s won’t for a while.

    Standin’ John – Yeah, she keeps picking losers.

    Old NFO – I’ll raise that to a “dumbass.”

    GroovyVic – No, he was a pretty boy, but he knew when to keep his trap shut.

  10. MeToo Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    I know there’s someone for everyone but what does she see in this toad? He’d better quit with the dessert or he’ll return to his Stand by Me look. Chunky Monkey!

  11. Moe Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Listen to any of his interviews on Howard Stern and you’ll feel differently. His wife is a henious bitch. She took and locked up his man card years ago. I feel bad for the guy.

  12. Rob Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Hey, she is a lib-toad too! They deserve each other and sooner or later we will be picking up the bill.

  13. Earl Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    She is beautiful, but since he is the Man in her life, I don’t think she is very smart. Does he have lots of money?

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 3rd, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    MeToo – He can do the Truffle Shuffle!

    Moe – Still . . . pretty weak.

    Rob – She can shout “Save the Whales” and look next to her for her first rescue.

    Earl – I can’t see how. Never really had a good film.