By Wyatt Earp | July 21, 2009
Here at SYLG, it is my primary function to inform and entertain. It’s always a rare bonus when I can do both at the same time, but once in a while it works out that way. Take this post, for example, which informs us about God’s Law and forces a few belly laughs on a Tuesday morning.
This comment comes to us from “Lolly,” who has some very liberal (and puzzling) views about Senator John Ensign’s admitted affair. The comment is not exactly hate mail, so I am entitling it “the comment of the week.” Enjoy!
According to the Bible a man can have two wives. Sarah was Abraham’s legal wife and Hagar was Abraham’s common law wife. A mistress is a wife. See Deuteronomy 21:15-17. God’s law does not change. A minister according to the New Testament is supposed to have only one wife. There are too many women and not enough men out there. A lot of men today are homosexual and thereby unavailable to women. Also, the commandment says, “Neither shalt thou desire thou neighbor’s wife…..” A man is not allowed to have sex with another man’s wife. That would be a sin. A married woman would be sinning if she had sex with a married man. However, a single woman according to the above Bible law can have committed sex with a married man as long as she is not related to him. However, one is not to be promiscuous. One is to be committed to one male only. Fornication is forbidden.
Suh-weet! I am definitely printing this comment and leaving on the wife’s bed stand. I suggest my married male readers to do the same.
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