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The Poster Boy For Safe Sex

By Wyatt Earp | June 15, 2009

<i>Michael Robert Dixon: Pond Scum.</i>

Michael Robert Dixon: Pond Scum.

Sorry, but after you read this story, you will wish Mr. and Mrs. Dixon were firm believers in condoms.

Bensalem Township Police are asking for the public’s assistance in locating a suspect wanted for multiple robberies, including the alleged theft of a donation jar intended for Alex’s Lemonade Stand.

I am sure most of you know about that organization. It raises money for childhood cancer. Just to give you an idea what a piece of detritus this thief is.

On Thursday, the Sovereign Bank located at 1425 Street Road was robbed by a white male believed to be in his mid to late 20s. His image was captured on bank surveillance footage.

The suspect, identified by Bensalem Police as Michael Robert Dixon, handed the teller a note claiming he had a gun and demanded cash.

Wait, it gets better (or worse).

Two days prior to Thursday’s bank robbery, investigators believe Dixon, 29, was captured on surveillance footage robbing a Rita’s Water Ice on Street Road.

While robbing the store of approximately $150, police say Dixon also stole an ‘Alex’s Water Ice’ donation jar that contained nearly $75 in donations.

“He’s not on the high end of the food chain for sure, being a criminal robber puts him on the bottom half of the food chain, stealing an Alex’s Lemonade jar puts him on the bottom of the bottom, somewhere under my shoe,” Bensalem Public Safety Director Fred Harran said. (H/TCBS3)

Truer words were never spoken. If you live in the Philly/Bensalem area, and you see this thug, please notify police immediately. Thank you.

Topics: Philly, The Job | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “The Poster Boy For Safe Sex”

  1. RT Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    He jumped off the Platt Bridge a day or so ago. Dead.

  2. Deanna Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    A new low is established every day.

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    I guess the Girl Scouts selling cookies are breathing a sigh of relief.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    RT – Really? Good.

    Deanna – And this guy strove for the stars.

    Mrs. Crankipants – And the schoolkids with the boxes of candy.

  5. RT Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Yep…HERE is the story.