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Cambridge University: Full Of Lousy Drunks!

By Wyatt Earp | June 16, 2009

Bikini Blazer Day

Of course, if theme days link Bikini and Blazer Day can catch on here in the States, maybe those Cambridge lads aren’t so dumb after all.

A drunken Cambridge University student staggers home after a wild party – dubbed Suicide Sunday – ended with revelers collapsing and throwing up.

Passers-by were shocked and disgusted after a notorious end-of-exams party lived up to its reputation with students binge drinking.

Good Lord, it’s like one of my golf outings!

The party saw bikini-clad students struggling to stand up and vomiting at midday on a Sunday afternoon.

The party was organised by the Wyverns – an all-male Magdalene College drinking society. (H/TThe Sun)

Lovely. Look, I am all for some good, clean fun. I am also for some good, not-so-clean fun on occasion. But when some trollop (Yes, trollop) gets so plastered that she passes out in the quad, that usually means the party’s over:


You couldn’t tell by this photo, but that’s actually DragonLady!

Heh, heh, I’m going to Hell.

Topics: Al-key-hol, Babes, Snarkasm | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Cambridge University: Full Of Lousy Drunks!”

  1. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 7:48 am

    Didn’t realize you guys wear bikinis and blazers on your golf outings. I may just have to volunteer as a caddy one of these days…

  2. dragonlady474 Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 9:16 am

    I’ll never sing the complete version of “99 bottles of beer” again. ughh

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – Luckily, I have the legs for it.

    DL474 – I figured you only get that way during an Iron Maiden concert. :)

  4. AJ Lynch Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 9:53 am

    “Like one of my golf outing”. LOL.

    A centuries old rite of passage (youth drunkenness) gets pummeled by the media.

  5. dragonlady474 Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    I’d never get drunk during an Iron Maiden concert, I might get abducted by Eddie. lol

  6. Jason Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    For every funny photo there is an opportunity to create a motivational poster…



  7. GroovyVic Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    As long as they weren’t drinking, ugh, MD 20/20.


  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    AJ – Lousy tea-totalers.

    DL474 – Oh, like you wouldn’t love that!

    Jason – That. Is. Brilliant!

    GroovyVic – I drank that once or twice in college. Terrible.