Mississippi Criminal Is A Hall Of Fame Moron
By Wyatt Earp | May 21, 2009
Doghouse sent me this story, and I am just now getting over the brain aneurysm. Apparently, stupid criminals are not limited to the Philadelphia area. Observe:
RIDGELAND, MS (WLBT) - A Jackson man has been found guilty of the armed robbery of the Drury Inn in Ridgeland.
It happened in January of 2007. Walter Tard passed a note to a clerk in the Drury Inn lobby demanding $5 thousand.
He got away with only $92. Also, the note he left behind was on a job application to an auto parts store. Authorities were able to track him down through the store where he was applying for a job. (LINK)
I don’t want to be more insensitive than I already am, but I don’t think it is a coincidence that this man’s last name is “Tard.”
Topics: The Job |
May 21st, 2009 at 5:52 pm
It’s a parallel universe. It has to be …
May 21st, 2009 at 6:00 pm
heh. tard. classic.
May 21st, 2009 at 6:28 pm
What are the chances his middle name is Ray?
Walter Ray Tard.
Gotta nice ring to it, really.
May 21st, 2009 at 7:51 pm
I’m surprised he had the wherewithal to successfully fill out a job application. Kind of depressing to think he’s being convicted of armed robbery for a mere $92, he’ll be a laughingstock in the big house.
May 21st, 2009 at 9:02 pm
“Crime makes you stupid.” Dan Simon, author of Homicide 1991.
Best quote on criminals that I have ever heard.
May 21st, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Loaded….I think the stupid part was in play long before the criminal part kicked in.
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:41 am
Some names just tell the whole story.