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Mississippi Criminal Is A Hall Of Fame Moron

By Wyatt Earp | May 21, 2009


Doghouse sent me this story, and I am just now getting over the brain aneurysm. Apparently, stupid criminals are not limited to the Philadelphia area. Observe:

RIDGELAND, MS (WLBT) - A Jackson man has been found guilty of the armed robbery of the Drury Inn in Ridgeland.

It happened in January of 2007. Walter Tard passed a note to a clerk in the Drury Inn lobby demanding $5 thousand.

He got away with only $92. Also, the note he left behind was on a job application to an auto parts store. Authorities were able to track him down through the store where he was applying for a job. (LINK)

I don’t want to be more insensitive than I already am, but I don’t think it is a coincidence that this man’s last name is “Tard.”

Topics: The Job |

7 Responses to “Mississippi Criminal Is A Hall Of Fame Moron”

  1. Alan B Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    It’s a parallel universe. It has to be …

  2. Smite A. Hippies Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    heh. tard. classic.

  3. kaveman Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    What are the chances his middle name is Ray?

    Walter Ray Tard.

    Gotta nice ring to it, really.

  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    I’m surprised he had the wherewithal to successfully fill out a job application. Kind of depressing to think he’s being convicted of armed robbery for a mere $92, he’ll be a laughingstock in the big house.

  5. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    “Crime makes you stupid.” Dan Simon, author of Homicide 1991.

    Best quote on criminals that I have ever heard.

  6. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    Loaded….I think the stupid part was in play long before the criminal part kicked in.

  7. USA_Admiral Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 8:41 am

    Some names just tell the whole story.