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NHL Players: Scoring More Than Goals

By Wyatt Earp | April 9, 2009

<i>Nip/Tuck's Kelly Carlson: Hockey Fan</i>

Nip/Tuck's Kelly Carlson: Hockey Fan

Say what you want about hockey players – if nothing else, they really can land the hot babes. There was a story in the Metro yesterday that reported smoking hot Nip/Tuck actress Kelly Carlson was dating former NHL goon Tie Domi.

Yeah, I was floored, too. Domi is uglier than I am, and he’s scoring fabulous babes? What the Hell is that?

Of course, NHL players have a long history of landing hotties, actresses, and supermodels. Carrie Underwood is currently dating Ottawa Senators forward Mike Fisher, Hillary Duff is dating Senators forward Mike Comrie, and Elisha Cuthbert was involved with New York Rangers forward Sean Avery. Apparently, the sport attracts good-looking broads.

<i>Carrie Underwood: Also A Hockey Fan</i>

Carrie Underwood: Also A Hockey Fan

Is there any wonder why it’s my favorite sport?

<i>Elisha Cuthbert: Not A Sean Avery Fan Anymore</i>

Elisha Cuthbert: Not A Sean Avery Fan Anymore

Topics: Babes | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “NHL Players: Scoring More Than Goals”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Sloppy seconds comment coming in 3, 2, 1 …

  2. Morgan Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 11:18 am

    You mean to tell me all this time the hot babes don’t dig cricket players?! Well, there goes three years of my life I’ll never get back!

    Seriously, though, I’ve no complaints about the hockey players one way or the other, especially since it looks like they’re landing only blondes. When they start landing the brunettes and/or the redheads, then I’ll complain.

  3. JumpOut Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Wyatt, if cops made as much money as professional athletes, we’d have the market cornered on hot babes. Hockey is the best of both worlds, you the asskickery and the money.

  4. SFGoth Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Ya don’t think it has anything to do with the fact that girls like ice skating? They’d date ballet dancers if you could find a straight one.

  5. Cory Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Dude-I want to be Mike Fisher

  6. Sully Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    There is hope for curling…

  7. Sully Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Hey, wait a second…. kill me last…!!!?

    Good thing I killed you off first…

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Doghouse – Nice!

    Morgan – Never, ever complain about redheads here. I dig ‘em!

    JumpOut – Good point. I think they dig hockey layers, because they are much more down to earth than say, football players and basketball thugs.

    SFGoth – And really, what are the chances of that?

    Cory – You and me both!

    Sully – Female curlers are kinda hot . . . And I saw your artwork. Fabulous!

  9. Redling Says:
    May 1st, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    Tie has a tiny wee wee… poor Kelly