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Miss Universe: Club Gitmo Was “Relaxing”

By Wyatt Earp | April 1, 2009


And what hot babe wouldn’t enjoy some fun in the sun on the beaches of Cuba?

Reigning Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza caused more than a few jaws to drop when she described her recent tour of Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, as “a lot of fun” and a “relaxing, calm, beautiful place,” Reuters reported Tuesday.

The Venezuelan 22-year-old visited the U.S. naval facility, where approximately 240 detainees are held, from March 20-25 with Miss USA Crystle Stewart, 27.

Google “Crystle Stewart.” She’s a babe, too.

After her USO-organized tour of the prison camp for foreign terrorists, Dayana wrote in a blog entry posted on the Miss Universe Web site that she had an “incredible experience.”

“We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how the(y) recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting,” Mendoza wrote of Gitmo. “I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.” (H/TFOXNews)

In short, they have it better than inmates in the American prison system. Of course, I am sure the eeeeevil military types kept them far away from the torture rooms, the Koran toilets, and the bacon-lined beds.

The real shame is that radical Islam forbids women that look like Dayana.


Eh, their loss is our gain.

Topics: Babes | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Miss Universe: Club Gitmo Was “Relaxing””

  1. USA_Admiral Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 9:39 am

    Relaxing, I bet the terrorist scums had bulges. She not like, an Infidel.

  2. Doghouse Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Bacon-lined beds …

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    I hope she comes here illegally, I’ll hide her out and grant her sanctuary at my house.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    Admiral – They “noticed,” and they convinced themselves they didn’t.

    Doghouse – The perfect invention!

    Jon – “She can do the work Americans won’t do.” Heh.