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Dead Dolphin Found Near Bon Jovi’s Home

By Wyatt Earp | April 19, 2009


Even Ace Ventura couldn’t save this one.

MIDDLETOWN, NJ - Ever since winter closed in on a family of dolphins that had been living in two New Jersey rivers, many felt that the animals had been living on a prayer.

On Saturday, the body of another dead dolphin was spotted in the Navesink River just outside the Middletown home of rocker Jon Bon Jovi.

If it is confirmed to be part of the group of 16 dolphins that had spent half of last year in the Shrewsbury and Navesink rivers, it would be the sixth dolphin to have died.

The dead dolphin is the third to surface in the past two weeks. DNA test results are pending on the previous two to determine whether they were part of the pod that created such a stir last year. (H/T - CBS3)

Is there really a mystery surrounding the dolphin’s death? Um, hello? Bon Jovi is an I-talian living in New Jersey. The dolphin was proabably the victim of a mob hit.

No, no, I’m kidding. The poor animal probably heard him sing.

Topics: Evil = Funny |

6 Responses to “Dead Dolphin Found Near Bon Jovi’s Home”

  1. RT Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Da dawfin sleeps wit da fishez.

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Maybe when they realized they were in New Jersey, they lost their will to live.

  3. GroovyVic Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 3:47 am

    “Wanted, dead or alive” indeed!

  4. Doghouse Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 11:29 am

    I’ll bet the tuna are laughing.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    RT - Well then, he shouldn’t have squealed.

    Mrs. Crankipants - I know I always do when I’m there.

    GroovyVic - Looks like they chose Option 2.

    Doghouse - Right out of their gills!

  6. RT Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 5:41 pm