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Teen Thug Soils Himself After Seeing Cops

By Wyatt Earp | April 21, 2009


This, my friends, is why I joined the force - to see moments like these.

CENTERVILLE — A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said.

It happened about 1 a.m. Saturday as Salt Lake County sheriff’s deputy Chad Taylor was returning to his Centerville home from working a shift.

“I was in my personal vehicle, but I was in uniform,” Taylor told the Deseret News Monday. “I’d pulled in my driveway and was on the phone with another deputy when I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw this guy trying to get into my wife’s car.”

Taylor watched the teen then move up toward his car.

“Right as his hand goes to check my handle, I kick the door open,” Taylor said. “I said, ‘You’d better stop right there! Police!’ I’m not kidding, it was quiet as can be, and I heard …”

He probably heard the pitter patter of poo running into the kid’s underpants. Beautiful!

The 16-year-old boy turned and ran, chased by Taylor, who called 911 as he ran after the teen through the neighborhood. The boy was scrambling so fast, Taylor said, he lost his shoes. Centerville police responded to help catch the teen.

The boy dashed into a friend’s house, where a party was going on, police said. Officers were let into the house where they found him — and discovered that he had soiled himself, Child said.

“You could smell him,” Taylor said. “He told us, ‘Yeah, I crapped my pants.’ ” (H/T - Deseret News)

Funniest thing ever! Although I must admit that I am a little jealous. I’ve made suspects cry before, but I’ve never made them soil themselves.

I’ll put that one on my ‘Things To Do” list at my desk.

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9 Responses to “Teen Thug Soils Himself After Seeing Cops”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    I can just imagine what his prison nickname will be.

  2. RT Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 5:03 pm


    Uh, I’d hate to be the one who had to clean out and defunk the transportation used to get Mr. Poopy-pants to wherever it was they took him.

  3. John D Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    I made a guy pi$$ himself once. Of course, I was wrestling with the dirtbag at the time. Not fun. Be careful what you wish for, Wyatt. You may get it at an inopportune time. I’m just sayin’. . .

  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Comforting to know that the police can still scare the s**t out of some people.

  5. Rick Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    They will have fun with this goof in prison.

  6. USA_Admiral Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Like Doghouse said.

  7. kaveman Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Ah, that reminds me of 2 little nuggets(no pun intended) of wisdom my parents gave me when I first got a place of my own.

    1. Never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry.
    2. Never commit a crime when you have to take a dump.

    Yep, they raised me right.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 am

    Doghouse - Poop Dogg?

    RT - It’s not fun or pretty. Trust me, working the wagon sucks.

    John D - Yeah, while he is sitting at my desk.

    Mrs. Crankipants - It’s rare, but it happens.

    Rick - Let’s hope.

    Kaveman - It’s wise in its way.

  9. Sssteve Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! What a moron!! that was great!!