Taylor Swift: “Don’t Picture Me Naked”
By Wyatt Earp | March 19, 2009
Too late! Heh.
Taylor Swift has had the longest charting number one album of 2009, but she’s probably still best known for getting dumped by a Jonas Brother.
And partly because of her very public defense of her then-boyfriend Joe Jonas’ very public virginity claims, the 19-year-old’s sexuality has become grist for the gossip mill.
Which the six-foot-tall Swift most assuredly does not appreciate.
“It’s fine to talk about love publicly. But I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly, people just automatically picture you naked,” Swift tells Allure in its April issue, on sale March 24. “And as much as I can prevent people picturing me naked, I’m going to.” (H/T - FOXNews)
I realize that Swift is not very, and she is probably a little too young to know the intricacies of the male mind, but I will try and clue her in:
WE’RE GUYS, TAYLOR. WE PICTURE EVERY WOMAN NAKED. IT’S WHAT WE DO!
I now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.
Topics: Babes |
March 19th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
And saying not to is a guarantee that people will.
March 19th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Joe Jonas probably dumped her when he realized even though her name was Taylor, she was not a dude.
Why does Entertainment Tonight spend a segment every night showing the Jonas brothers at a photo shoot that makes them look even more gay then they did the day before?
In my defense, I don’t choose to watch tabloid television, the Mrs. loves that stuff.
March 19th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Another “cookie cutter”,Carrie Underware clone. They oughta be slingin hash at the local Waffle House,and the country music stations oughta be playin some women who can actually sing.Oh yeah,the Jonas brothers should be the short order cooks at the same Awful House.
March 20th, 2009 at 8:21 am
I never heard of her, but I hereby promise will never NOT picture her naked.
Hmm.. She might be a good addition to my Babes section… Off to do some “research”!
March 20th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Doghouse - Absolutely correct.
Marvin - I wish I knew. The three of them really creep me out.
Diller - I like Underwood. I think she has talent. Swift? Eh, not so much.
Woody - Vaya con Dios!