Archive for March, 2009
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Sunday, March 29th, 2009Shocka! President Obama has promised to change the way the government does business, but in at least one respect he is taking a page from the Bush playbook, stocking his town hall Thursday with supporters whose soft — though far from planted — questions provided openings to discuss his preferred message of the day. This [...]
The Dumbest Criminal Of All Time
Sunday, March 29th, 2009Yes, that title has been bestowed upon quite a few toads of late, but this man is probably Lord of the Idiots. Enjoy! HARRISBURG, Pa. – A retired police chief said he was robbed by “probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania,” at a police officers’ convention on Friday morning. John Comparetto said as he came [...]
Ashley Biden Filmed Snorting Cocaine?
Sunday, March 29th, 2009Okay, before I even post this alleged story, let’s get a few things straight: 1. So far, it has not been confirmed that the vice-president’s daughter is the woman on this videotape. 2. If it is Ashley Biden snorting cocaine on this videotape, can you really blame her? I mean, her father is universally recognized [...]
Katherine Heigl: “I’ll Stay If They’ll Have Me”
Sunday, March 29th, 2009Unfortunately, the lovely Heigl was talking about her role on Grey’s Anatomy, and not her role as one of my fantasies. LOS ANGELES – Katherine Heigl said Friday she’s ready to stay with “Grey’s Anatomy” and the decision rests with the show. Attending a studio party to mark the ABC medical drama’s 100th episode, Heigl [...]
Philly Cop Arrested For Dealing Drugs
Sunday, March 29th, 2009In an attempt to be fair, I try to post about the despicable people of my department just as often as I post about the heroes. Alhinde Weems is a despicable drug-dealing scumbag that should have never been issued a badge. The worst part? This man was dealing drugs long before he entered the Police [...]
North Korea: Failure To Launch?
Saturday, March 28th, 2009Don’t look now, but everyone’s favorite little dictator is rattling his saber again. North Korea has announced plans to launch a “satellite” early next month, although critics believe that the satellite is actually a cover for a ballistic missile test. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has condemned Kim Jong-Il’s plans, but as always, the star [...]
Army Vet Billed $3,000 For War Wounds
Saturday, March 28th, 2009I thought this must be an early April Fool’s joke: It’s not. Erik Roberts, an Army sergeant who was wounded in Iraq, underwent his 13th surgery recently to save his right leg from amputation. Imagine his shock when he got a bill for $3,000 for his treatment. “I just thought it was bull—- that I’m [...]
A Julia Update
Saturday, March 28th, 2009You may remember the nightmare we went through with Julia two weeks ago. She was battling a urinary tract infection that kept her in the hospital for three days. Considering she is only three months old, it wasn’t fun. Well, on Thursday we had our follow-up appointment at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP). It’s a [...]
Joanna Krupa: Holy Hotness!
Saturday, March 28th, 2009Supermodel Joanna Krupa goes a long way toward justifying her nakedness. Thank God for that. Heh. It should come as no surprise that Joanna Krupa is comfortable removing her clothes. The Polish-born beauty is one of the most Googled gals on the Internet, has been named the “Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World” by Playboy, [...]
Vince From ShamWow Likes The Ho-Oars
Saturday, March 28th, 2009Okay, it is time to play another fantastic round of “Which Is Funnier?” Today, our topic is Vince, the ShamWow Guy and his recent trouble with the law. Ready? Which Is Funnier? 1. Vince the ShamWow Guy has enough money to afford a $750 hotel room and a $1,000 call girl (otherwise knows as a [...]
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