By Wyatt Earp | March 6, 2009
Don’t ask me where I find this stuff. It just seeks me out.
A TOURIST who refused to take his clothes off at a swinger sex party has been blamed for “a mini-riot” at a north Queensland nudist colony.
In fairness, the guy could have been really ugly and out of shape . . . like me.
Police were called amid threats of violence and lewd behaviour and ordered the Brisbane man and his wife from the adults-only “anything goes” sex party.
The White Cockatoo resort at Mossman, near Port Douglas, is promoting swingers and sex parties in a month of hedonism for March in a bid to boost sagging tourism figures.
Okay, it is always funny when someone uses the word “sagging” in an article about a nude resort.
Owner Tony Fox said the “mini-riot” erupted when four naked female guests protested when confronted by the fully-clothed man. (H/T – Drudge)
Some people always have to ruin the fun for everyone else. What is happening to this world when a creepy, perverted guy can’t go to a nudist colony to ogle some hot broads? I guess I’ll have to cancel my Australian vacation now.
The story also published a photo of the brawl:
Okay, that’s from The Mummy Returns, but you get the idea.