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Clothed Man Starts Riot At Nude Resort

By Wyatt Earp | March 6, 2009

<i>I wonder if Elle Macpherson was there?</i>

I wonder if Elle Macpherson was there?

Don’t ask me where I find this stuff. It just seeks me out.

A TOURIST who refused to take his clothes off at a swinger sex party has been blamed for “a mini-riot” at a north Queensland nudist colony.

In fairness, the guy could have been really ugly and out of shape . . . like me.

Police were called amid threats of violence and lewd behaviour and ordered the Brisbane man and his wife from the adults-only “anything goes” sex party.

The White Cockatoo resort at Mossman, near Port Douglas, is promoting swingers and sex parties in a month of hedonism for March in a bid to boost sagging tourism figures.

Okay, it is always funny when someone uses the word “sagging” in an article about a nude resort.

Owner Tony Fox said the “mini-riot” erupted when four naked female guests protested when confronted by the fully-clothed man. (H/TDrudge)

Some people always have to ruin the fun for everyone else. What is happening to this world when a creepy, perverted guy can’t go to a nudist colony to ogle some hot broads? I guess I’ll have to cancel my Australian vacation now.

The story also published a photo of the brawl:


Okay, that’s from The Mummy Returns, but you get the idea.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Clothed Man Starts Riot At Nude Resort”

  1. Morgan Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 10:28 am

    I’m still trying to get over the idea of a month of hedonism to “boost sagging tourism figures”. Heh heh, gee, where do I sign up? (sounds of laughter followed by naughty thoughts being imagined)

  2. Elm Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Nice resort name. Cockatoo. HA! HA!

  3. Deanna Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am

    The only way they can boost tourism figures is this? Are they melting gold and making a golden idol too?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Morgan – I can see a day or a week, but wouldn’t anyone be tired after a month of hedonism?

    Elm – I giggled when I read that, too.

    Deanna – They better put their clothes back on before the plague of locusts comes by.

  5. USA_Admiral Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Makes you wonder if it was a slow news day in Australia.

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    I think we should call her Elle MacFearsome.