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Woman Shows Up At Funeral, Hits Dead Man

By Wyatt Earp | March 6, 2009

nicole-leonardWhat. The. Hell???

This story is so surprising because the offender (shown at left) really seems like she has her stuff together, and would never do anything insane.


Laurens County - Tammy Fausel said that she and her family were shocked at what happened during her uncle’s funeral in Gray Court.

A Candler, N.C., woman danced in front of the service, waved a wand around the casket, opened the lid, laid her hands on the deceased’s head and struck the body with a wand, according to an incident report from the Laurens County Sheriff’s Office.

Oh my God! This must be the woman from

Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, 25, has been charged with disturbing a funeral and public disorderly conduct in Tuesday’s incident, according to tickets.

The woman took flowers from the top of the casket and threw them at the family before leaving in a burgundy Toyota, according to the report.

When deputies asked the woman why she acted the way she did, the woman said “she felt that it was the right thing to do at the time,” according to the report. The woman told deputies she knew no one at the church, according to the report. (H/T - WLTX)

You see, I am feigning shock, but I guarantee that this will happen at my funeral. Someone I never met will show up and punch me in the groin because I wrote something snarky about their favorite celebrity on the blog.

You watch.

Topics: Snarkasm |

9 Responses to “Woman Shows Up At Funeral, Hits Dead Man”

  1. cbullitt Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 1:13 am

    “Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat.”
    BTW, thanks again for the love–some interesting folks stopped by, including your uncle. Peaked at 246 yesterday.

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Its almost a given that she voted for obambi.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 11:56 am

    cbullitt - No problemo. My readers are fantastic . . . and damned loyal.

    Jon - I would think she would have voted for Ron Paul. Seems like a definite Paulbot.

  4. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    You may be right there Wyatt. Look at those eyes. Thank god they took her wand or they may not have been able to contain her.

  5. marvin Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Good thing the libs got us to move towards the more compassionate Community Care model for mental health, instead of placing these people in a hospital where they would be forced to take their meds, and attend therapy.

  6. USA_Admiral Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Let me guess; Abuse of a dead body too? That is a big one here in Flori-DUH.

    Just get a cremation done, have the ashes put in an ass shaped urn with the inscription “You may kiss my ass”.

  7. RT Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Uh…all of that must have taken some time to do. Why didn’t a family member kick her butt? I would have thrown her out of the funeral home in quite a physical way…but that is just me.

  8. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    Did she twitch her nose back and forth and a strange binka-bink sound come from nowhere? Was Agatha Moorehead spotted nearby?

  9. Diller Says:
    March 6th, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    There ARE some crazy ass people on this planet.