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Woman Strikes Hockey Player With Stick

By Wyatt Earp | January 17, 2009


Ouch! Throw the beyotch in the sin bin for 2-5 years.

KETCHUM, Idaho – Police said a 52-year-old Ketchum woman is facing misdemeanor battery charges for whacking an opposing player with a hockey stick during a no-contact hockey game. Sun Valley police said they issued a misdemeanor battery citation to the woman earlier this week.

Someone needs to tell this dopey broad that no-contact means no-contact. Whacking a player with a hockey stick is, um, contact!

Assistant Police Chief Mike Crawford said the woman broke her stick over the leg of a male player on the opposing team who was lying on the ice at the time his leg was struck.

Crawford said the department normally doesn’t get involved in on-ice altercations, but he said witnesses described the episode as excessive for a friendly hockey game. ()

Gee, ya think? Look, ice hockey is a rough sport and tempers flare at times. Lord knows I have committed more than my share of violence, but you don’t strike another player with a stick. Ever. It’s simply not cool.

If there’s any justice, this woman will get a hefty fine, a few days in jail, and banishment from every ice rink in the continental United States.

Topics: Hotties, Ice Hockey | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Woman Strikes Hockey Player With Stick”

  1. RT Says:
    January 17th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    For the record: I have been nowhere near Idaho and haven’t had on ice skates since I was 10.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 17th, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    RT – Well, you’re still a suspect!

  3. Wes S. Says:
    January 17th, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    “Woman strikes hockey player with stick.”

    Hmmph. When I first saw that headline, I was wondering if that meant Elisha Cuthbert finally caught up with Sean Avery…


  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Wes – And she’d be right to hit him with one, too.