By Wyatt Earp | January 15, 2009
CLEARWATER, Fla. – Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.
Hey, who among us can honestly say they’ve never thrown poo? I have been known to throw some feces when I don’t get my way, either.
Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.
The monkey is not considered dangerous. ()
Yeah, just wait until he slaps Mr. Morse in the face with some poo. Then the monkey’s “dangerous” status will immediately jump from “Zero” to “King Kong!”
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