Heart Found In Michigan Car Wash
By Wyatt Earp | December 21, 2008
Hey, I think it belongs to the Michigan Wolverines’ football team. They haven’t played with heart all season long!
PAW PAW, Mich. – Pathologists who examined a heart found this week at a southwestern Michigan car wash still haven’t determined whether it came from a human or an animal. They plan to submit the organ for DNA testing in an effort to find out once and for all. The owner of Soapy’s Car Wash in Paw Paw discovered the heart Monday on the floor of a manual car wash bay.
Local doctors said it’s about the size of a human heart, but they couldn’t tell for sure whether it actually came from a person. ()
I’m kidding about my Wolverines. The heart is actually mine. Yes, I have one, but it was ripped out of my chest and tossed to the ground by this woman . . .
Carla Gugino
Carla, why won’t you return my calls?
Topics: WTF? |
December 21st, 2008 at 8:52 am
Ewwww!!!!!
December 21st, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Maybe your wife has put a bar on receiving calls from her number??
December 21st, 2008 at 8:56 pm
RT - Well, Michigan is in the middle of the Heartland. Heh.
Alan B - She is? I’m checking the phones right now!
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
She was one of the best parts of ‘Sin City’.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Maybe it’s McNabbs…