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A Stupid Kind Of Christmas

By Wyatt Earp | December 21, 2008

christmas-in-dcChristmas is only four days away, and everyone is getting ready for the big holiday.

Well, everyone except the Atheists. They’ll be eating Chinese food and going to the movies on Thursday night.

The rest of us “normies” will be spending the day with our families, opening presents, and taking a break from those idiots in Washington, D.C. They truly are the Grinches that didn’t bail out Christmas, and they are my subject for this week’s Family Security Matters article.

Here’s a sample:

In that vein, the web site has released its list of the “Ten Stupidest Gifts of the Holiday Season.” These offerings run the gamut from the sublime to the ridiculous, but the fact that some of these things were created in the first place means that there is someone stupid enough to purchase them.

And speaking of stupid, our elected representatives are right next to that dictionary definition. One would wager that a few – or more than a few – of our public servants would be browsing this list for their aides, supporters, and constituents in these rough economic times. It is the least they can do, since they are personally footing the bill for the bailouts and economic stimulus packages, right? To wit:

Number ten on the list is the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock. No, that is not a typo. Apparently, when the alarm sounds, a plastic exotic “entertainer” dances to the music under a disco ball. Tasteless? Sure. Crass? You bet. Will it be the most popular gift given by (and to) former President Bill Clinton? Absolutely. Slick Willy probably owns one for every room in his house . . . and he will proudly display them when Hillary goes back to Washington, D.C.!

You can read the rest of the holiday funny HERE.

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7 Responses to “A Stupid Kind Of Christmas”

  1. Tom Jones Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    I’m an atheist and I will be celebrating Christmas with family. Perhaps I’m actually more of an agnostic?
    Allahu Snakbar!

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Merry CHRISTmas and a Happy New One to everyone.
    May all your children grow to honorable manhood and womanhood and may your dog get enough cheese.
    I have always believed in God just none of the churches of man. Have no idea what that makes me:)

  3. Mike Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    I’m also an atheist and I will be going to X-mas dinner at least. Happy winter festival!

  4. Bloviating Zeppelin Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Hey, atheists and secularists, get your lazy asses back to work. You don’t believe in Christmas? — then put your ethics where your mouth is and WORK through these horrendous Christian holidays.


  5. Alan B Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Family Christmas, like most years.

    Our son and daughter in law will be over from Arizona for a week. My older daughter will be with usf or a long weekend and our younger daughter, husband and our grandson live with us.

    It will be crowded but what the heck!

    All the best to everyone from those separated a common language!

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Tom - Happy Festivus!

    Jon - An optimist?

    Mike - God bless those Pagans! - Homer Simpson

    BZ - Now, now, all faiths are welcome here. Well, not the tree-huggers, but . . .

    Alan B - Arizona. Quality state. Sun, sun, and more sun. Loved it when we visited there two years ago.

  7. Lergnom Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    I thought it was ‘Aloha Snakbar’.