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Christmas Season Ripe For Lovin’

By Wyatt Earp | December 20, 2008


Apparently, people are unwrapping more than presents this Christmas season . . .

WASHINGTON — ‘Tis the season for making whoopee.

The Christmas-New Year’s period produces a year-high spike in sexual activity and conceptions in the United States, according to biorhythm researchers and makers of sex-related products.

They attribute the increase to holiday leisure and New Year’s resolutions to have children. New Year’s irresolution fueled by alcohol and partying is another contributing factor.

“Right before New Year’s Eve is our highest sales peak,” said David Johnson, group product manager for Trojan brand condoms, the leading U.S. seller.

As expected, the holiday urge surge also expresses itself as a peak in U.S. births in September, according to David Lam of the University of Michigan’s Population Studies Center in Ann Arbor. (H/T - Drudge)

Hey, don’t lump me in with the rest of these pervs. My children were born in January, February, February, and December. So basically, April (my birth month) is the Earps’ “active time.” I guess that’s because when I get my birthday wish, I usually make the most of it. Heh.

FYI: The eye/brain bleach is in the second cupboard on the right.

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11 Responses to “Christmas Season Ripe For Lovin’”

  1. Easily Lost Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    Both my kids were born in August, a year apart. Sure do like Thanksgiving :D
    Hey, you need to work that big meal off somehow, right?

  2. dragonlady474 Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Oh my!
    Bowww chica mowww mowwww

  3. RT Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Sex? What’s that?

  4. GroovyVic Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 7:46 am

    My son was conceived on on Dec. 31. No kidding. We brought in 199 with a bang!! Haw haw haw haw….. And I got pregnant with my daughter right after Thanksgiving.

    Hey! It’s COLD in Erie!!!

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 8:26 am

    E.L. - Good point.

    DL474 - I usually grow a pr0n stache in April, too. Heh.

    RT - Well, you see, when a man and a woman love lust after each other, they take off their clothes, clear out the bathroom stall, and . . .

    GroovyVic - Gotta keep warm somehow, right?

  6. Robert Swick Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 11:17 am


  7. USA_Admiral Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Like RT said.

  8. MUD Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    October 5th is the day that more people were born on than any other day. That is the exact date after new year’s eve that coinsides with the gestation date for humans. It is my wife’s birthday and one year I sent my in-laws a thank you not for staying home to celebrate New Year’s eve in 1945. Dad was home from WWII and I’m sure that they were celebrating. MUD

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Robert - Heh. I thought it was a good one, too.

    Admiral - Have you met RT???

    MUD - Pretty cool. I didn’t know that.

  10. RT Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    And what is that supposed to mean?

  11. Dorkelina Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    One of my kids is a September baby. the other two are Februaries. Guess that means my own birthday is a bit more, um, “active” for me than the Christmas season.

    But it’s not too late, I could get to work on another September baby in 4 hours.