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Congo Rebels Seize Gorilla Park

By Wyatt Earp | October 27, 2008

Awesome! The war is virtually won!

So what; they figured the gorilla park was a better tactical gain then, say, the radio and television stations? Did they think that capturing an army base wasn’t important enough?

Who the Hell is in command there? Dr. Zaius?

(CNN) — Congolese rebels seized a major military camp and a spacious gorilla park in a renewed bout of heavy fighting that sent thousands fleeing, according to the United Nations and park officials.

The fighting comes after a tenuous week-old U.N. brokered cease-fire between rebels and government forces fell apart Sunday.

Fighting between the rebels under renegade Gen. Laurent Nkunda and Congolese army regulars in the eastern province of North Kivu of the Democratic Republic of the Congo displaced thousands of civilians, according to U.N. spokesman Michele Bonnardeaux. (H/TCNN)

So I guess it’s safe to say that the guerrillas captured the gorillas?

Topics: Snarkasm | 3 Comments »

3 Responses to “Congo Rebels Seize Gorilla Park”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    October 27th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Damned dirty apes!

  2. CaptainAmerica Says:
    October 27th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Doghouse beat me too it. Newman!

  3. Diller Says:
    October 27th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Some Congolese said, those gorillas taste a lot like chicken, or maybe he meant those guerrillas?