Archive for October, 2008
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Friday, October 31st, 2008Election Of The Living Dead Caption Contest (Source: RT) Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, November 3rd. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Gone Rick Motel Rodney Dill RT WILLisms (I WON here last week!) Wizbang Top Five [...]
Traffic Cop Stops His Own Stolen Truck
Friday, October 31st, 2008Easiest arrest . . . EVER! FRISCO, Texas – A police officer directing traffic outside of a concert in suburban Dallas noticed a familiar-looking truck driving by — his own. The startling sight led to the arrest of James Matthew Herring, 22, who is charged with theft and evading arrest, police said. Officer Jerry Varner [...]
A Terribly Sad Anniversary
Friday, October 31st, 2008One year ago today, we lost a friend. On October 31, 2007, at approximately 10:15am, Officer Chuck Cassidy walked into a robbery in progress. The incident occurred at the Dunkin’ Donuts at 6600 N. Broad Street. As Chuck walked in the door, a piece of human filth, John “Jordan” Lewis surprised him, and shot Chuck [...]
It’s A Dangerous World Out There
Friday, October 31st, 2008So, when you’re out trick-or-treating, don’t forget your boomstick. Happy Halloween, everyone!
Hey Guys, I’m Back!
Friday, October 31st, 2008Did you miss me? Did you even know I was gone? Well, I was. I had been a little under the weather for the past couple of days – four, to be exact – and I was unable to provide you with the usual top-notch entertainment. (I will now stop typing to wait until the [...]
I HATE CANDY CORN!!!!! BLEK!
Thursday, October 30th, 2008You Are Candy Corn Your Halloween personality is whimsical, colorful, and creative. You see Halloween as a time to get your creative juices flowing. Each year, Halloween can’t start soon enough for you. You tend to go all out for Halloween. You decorate like crazy and always dress up. What Halloween Treat Are You? (Posted [...]
Oh, that voodoo that you doodoo
Thursday, October 30th, 2008How French. French President Sarkozy’s likeness has been applied to a voodoo doll. True to his French nature, he’s whining like a little girl whose mommy won’t buy her candy on the way out of the store. Sarkozy, instead of stomping his feet and going into a tantrum, has tried to sue to stop the [...]
Hey! That isn’t hot fudge!
Thursday, October 30th, 2008Rule number one in dining out with the family is to not complain about food temp, wait staff, and atmosphere. Why? A bitter row has broken out between one of Sydney’s largest tourist pubs and a family of five who accused chefs of serving human excrement in their gelato after they complained about noise during [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008On this day in 1929, the stock market crashed and Black Tuesday brought Wall Street and this country to its knees, taking us and world into the Great Depression. During the 1920s, the U.S. stock market underwent rapid expansion, reaching its peak in August 1929, a period of wild speculation. By then, production had already [...]
Deja Vu
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008One party rule = bipartisanship? Okay, I don’t pretend to know everything or understand everything, especially when it comes to politics. However, common sense tells me that if any one party is in control of the White House and Congress, there won’t be much in the way of working together, especially with how polarized the [...]
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