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Mayor Squidward: Always On Duty

By Wyatt Earp | September 17, 2008

Don’t you think this jackass would have better things to do instead of whining and crying about an Eagles loss? Here’s an idea, Squiddy, maybe you can balance the city’s budget!!!

Among the frustrated Eagles fans doing some on Tuesday morning quarterbacking is the mayor.

Mayor Nutter stayed up for the Eagles disappointing loss to Dallas Monday night and, like many of us, found himself yelling at his television:

“There were a couple of moments of expressed exuberance, and I was pretty excited about it. As you can tell from my demeanor.”

Reporter: Anything you can repeat for a family radio station?

“Uh, not really, especially toward the tail end of the game.” (H/TKYW1060)

Delightful. The city is falling apart, taxes are through the roof, and you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a shooting victim, but this is what is on the mayor’s mind.

“Town needs an enema!”

Topics: Philly | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Mayor Squidward: Always On Duty”

  1. 1921 C Drum Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:21 am

    Welcome to one-party rule.

  2. USA_Admiral Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 7:31 am

    Unbelievable. You guys must have a seriously uninformed voter base, kinda like Flori- Duh.

  3. rightwingprof Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    Wait, I thought we won … oh, sorry. That was the Steelers.

  4. Trixie Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    When did he stop talking about his argyle sweater?

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 12:50 am

    1921 – Haven’t had a Republican mayor in over 50 years. And look at this town now. A pillar of corruption and violence.

    Admiral – We’re ruled by Union thugs and welfare voters.

    Prof – Congrats on that, by the way. For the first time in a long time, I have no Steelers in my fantasy roster.

    Trixie – He was probably on a 5-minute break from that when he made these asinine comments.