Shoes: Better Than Sex?
By Wyatt Earp | August 12, 2008
I knew there was a reason why Al Bundy got all the babes.
God Lord, what kind of terrible sex is this broad getting?
(LifeWire) — When it comes to the natural highs, Gracienne Myers says sex just doesn’t cut it. Shoes, on the other hand, get her heart racing.
The 34-year-old Brazilian native who now calls State College, Pennsylvania, home says there’s just something about heels, sandals, platforms and wedges that give her a rush.
“They’re thrilling,” says the entrepreneur, who recently started designing her own line of shoes and selling them online and through a handful of retail locations.
She still remembers the rush she got when she found a pair of strappy gold heel sandals at a boutique in Brazil. “I’ll never forget it,” she recalls, “that feeling of being powerful and sexy in those shoes.” (H/T – CNN)
The article then goes on to highlight other “natural highs,” but the first example made my brain hurt, so I had to stop.
Of course, this freak lives in State College, home of Penn State University. I always knew there was something wrong with those people, and now I have the proof!
Topics: Snarkasm | 12 Comments »
August 12th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Gracienne: stay away. Stay far away.
BZ
August 12th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
So let me get this straight; the shoes make her feel sexy, and her feeling sexy leads to … nothing?
August 12th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
GO BUCKEYES!!
August 12th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I know her. She’s certifiably insane.
August 12th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Al Bundy – in the Top Ten All Time Sitcom Stars?
August 12th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
All of your commentors are obviously men. What’s wrong with shoes? I mean sex is nice, but I am devoted to shoes.One can have shoes and sex, or sex without shoes, or shoes without sex. All nice.
August 12th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
“…what kind of terrible sex is this broad getting?
Sounds like the same sex I’m getting.
I prefer to be barefoot.
August 12th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Shoes last years- sex, sometimes 2 minutes if you’re lucky.
Not to mention, a pair of shoes doesn’t mind if you have several other pairs of shoes and they never get pissy because you’d prefer to try out a new pair just to see if you like them better.
I can see where shoes could be better than sex.
August 12th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
BZ – Like the frakkin’ plague!
Doghouse – Broad needs a crazy man.
GroovyVic – Don’t you blaspheme here!
Prof – That figures. You know all the nuts out there!
AJ – Easily in the Top Five.
Miriam – Wow, that actually makes some sense. And it scares me.
RT – And pregnant?
Snigs – Two minutes? Lightweight. I go at least 2 minutes, 15 seconds. (That is counting the post-sex shower, though.)
August 12th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
No babies!
August 13th, 2008 at 5:49 am
Feh. I am that rare woman, one who is not a shoe or purse fanatic.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:22 am
RT – Why not? They’re hours and hours of fun!!
Ky person – I’m not either. Heh.