By RT | August 17, 2008
When you think of a thief, do you think of someone who really cares all that much about personal hygiene getting in the way of a good, productive day at the office? Yeah, me either.
However, there is a burglar in Kansas who likes his jeans clean when he commits crime.
Police in Wichita said it appears a man broke into a house Friday night to wash his clothes but fled in boxers, with his jeans still in the washer.
A woman reported that she returned home, found her basement laundry room in disarray and went upstairs to call her husband.
That’s when a man wearing only blue boxer shorts came upstairs, grabbed her purse and ran out the door.
I bet he got a smudge on his jeans and decided to wash them. Then, after he realized the family didn’t have the proper detergent, he became agitated, and ransacked the laundry room. I’m sure he was only trying to take the lady’s purse for the reimbursement of cleaning costs and lost belongings. Luckily for the burglar, the police have a nice, clean outfit waiting for him. It even comes with matching bracelets as accessories.