Criminal failure
By RT | August 17, 2008
When you think of a thief, do you think of someone who really cares all that much about personal hygiene getting in the way of a good, productive day at the office? Yeah, me either.
However, there is a burglar in Kansas who likes his jeans clean when he commits crime.
Police in Wichita said it appears a man broke into a house Friday night to wash his clothes but fled in boxers, with his jeans still in the washer.
A woman reported that she returned home, found her basement laundry room in disarray and went upstairs to call her husband.
That’s when a man wearing only blue boxer shorts came upstairs, grabbed her purse and ran out the door.
I bet he got a smudge on his jeans and decided to wash them. Then, after he realized the family didn’t have the proper detergent, he became agitated, and ransacked the laundry room. I’m sure he was only trying to take the lady’s purse for the reimbursement of cleaning costs and lost belongings. Luckily for the burglar, the police have a nice, clean outfit waiting for him. It even comes with matching bracelets as accessories.
(H/T: CNN)
Topics: Uncategorized | 6 Comments »
August 17th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
So much snark, so little time.
August 17th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Snark away!
August 18th, 2008 at 12:27 am
At least he wasn’t committing the crime of wearing Speedos.
August 18th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Was money involved?
Oh come on, somebody had to say it …
August 18th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I had no idea robbers now do wash and rob. I wonder if it was a clean get away.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Snigs
That would warrant all three strikes. (Thanks, my brain hurts, now.)
Doghouse
I hear the lady of the house had dollar bills and made him work for them.
Leoni2
He was pressed into spinning his butt outta there.