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It’s A Diplomatic Pose-Off!

By Wyatt Earp | July 29, 2008

Unfortunately for England’s Sarah Brown, she is unarmed. And un-legged.

I mean, come on, look who people are comparing her to: French First Lady/First Supermodel Carla Bruni-Sarkozy!

Oh yeah, Sarah Brown has a shot in hell.

Well, at least the dumpy Brown admits she can’t win . . .

LONDON (AFP) – Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s wife Sarah conceded in an interview Monday that she “didn’t stand a chance” in the glamour stakes when French First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy visited Britain with her husband in March.

Speaking to The Times newspaper, the former public relations executive shrugged off the suggestion that she was under pressure to dress up to meet with the former Italian supermodel.

“Well, I didn’t stand a chance, did I?” Sarah Brown told the daily. (H/T – )

I feel sorry for Brown. For a regular person – or, as I like to say, a “normie” – she’s actually fairly attractive. Of course, when standing next to someone who looks like this . . .

Sarah Brown might as well be yelling, “Soo-eey!”

I’m just sayin’.

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15 Responses to “It’s A Diplomatic Pose-Off!”

  1. Trixie Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Carla Bruni is one of those people who sucks all the beauty out of the room and into herself. There is a woman I work with like that–I can go into work thinking I’m looking stylish, having a good hair day, feeling confident, and then SHE will walk into the room, and I’m like, “Oh my God! I’m a HAG!”

    Not every beautiful woman does this to other women. Only the evil ones. Ladies, you all know what I’m talking about.

  2. Earl Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Well, I might be able to have a conversation with Sarah Brown, but not with Carla – and then again if she spoke German I might remember enough… then again, they each wouldn’t bother, and come to think of it I don’t have much to say, although I do like brunettes… some things in life are so shallow… the water hopefully.

  3. Deanna Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    WYATT!!!!! My son was sitting next to me on the couch when I opened your blog. So much for this being a family blog. Geesh!

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Trixie – I don’t think Bruni relishes it. I think she just walks into a room, and BAM!, everyone turns to her.

    Earl – I’m shallow. I prove it every day.

    Deanna – Sorry, dear, but in fairness, I found the photo at Chickipedia. You know, the site you gave me . . .

  5. Pam Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Hubby Gordon Brown isn’t much to look at either. A match made in heaven if you ask me…

  6. -->Doghouse --> Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    So, does she raise your interest in politics?

  7. Ky Person Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    Oh piffle. Sarah Brown looks fine. Carla Bruni is a freak of nature – a beautiful freak but she’s the exception, not the rule.

  8. TrekMedic251 Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    On the upside, Wyatt – she’s not so much a beast a Hillary!

    BTW folks, 110 hits to go!! ;)

  9. Deanna Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    As with drinking, use responsibly!

  10. RT Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    Wyatt, she wouldn’t do poses like that if she didn’t relish it. :)

    Have you seen her latest magazine cover?

    Sarkozy must pinch himself everyday, though.

  11. RT Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    Well, of course, unless she’s crazy.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 31st, 2008 at 1:27 am

    Pam – Or Uglytown.

    Doghouse – It’s dangerous to be raising anything after the surgery!

    Ky person – Can’t tell by the photo, but Sarah looks fine. She just looks dumpy next to the supermodel.

    Trek – Who is?

    Deanna – But I’m a lousy drunk! :)

    RT – I haven’t seen her latest cover, but you know I’ll look for it now!

  13. The British Bird Says:
    July 31st, 2008 at 9:34 am

    Hahah! Oh come on. It’s just because she has an accent, that’s all it is…

    Take off the makeup (face and body), the filtered lenses for the camera and, voila, instant normie. I bet at five in the morning, she looks the same as everyone else. Anway, it’s the French Pres that gets to find out… Heh. :-)

  14. The British Bird Says:
    July 31st, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Hey Wyatt!! How’re the pounds coming off?? New pics on my blog. When are you posting ones so we can see your new bod?? – The Bird.

  15. The British Bird Says:
    July 31st, 2008 at 9:40 am

    As for Mrs. Brown, if she wanted to, it wouldn’t take much to get her in the same league as Bruni. Lay off the fish and chips and the jelly doughnuts for a start, have a nip and tuck, hairdo, a good makeup artist and there you go.

    She does not need a nose job or anything, she is actually pretty in her own way.