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“Gorgeous Girl Syndrome?”

By Wyatt Earp | July 2, 2008

Are you frakkin’ kidding me? People are trying to play this up as a physical/psychological disorder now?

What about the victims of the victims? Many of the victims of GGS never dated me in high school, and that caused me to suffer from low self-esteem and overeat. Where is my article?

WAS THE 20-year-old Russian model’s apparent suicide Saturday a case of yet another beautiful woman having achieved too much career success too soon?

Did Ruslana Korshunova fall victim to what I call the gorgeous girl syndrome in which high-profile models or actresses are so worshiped for their external attributes that no one, including themselves, tends to what’s going on inside? (H/TThe Philadelphia Daily News)

Ya know, this might actually be a serious problem, and we should attempt to locate other festering psychological issues that plague our citizens. For example, I suffer from FFSBS – Formerly Fat Sarcastic Bastard Syndrome. It causes me to suffer night sweats when I dream of sugary sweets, and to lash out at the incredibly stupid with sarcastic slings and arrows.

I need help, people!

Topics: Snarkasm | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to ““Gorgeous Girl Syndrome?””

  1. -->Doghouse --> Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Gives new meaning to “don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”

  2. Burger Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    One night with a FFSBS could be the cure. Volunteers?

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Doghouse – “. . . or I’ll sue you for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act!”

    Burger – Right here, chief!

  4. RT Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    So, I’ll go from self-loathing because I’m fat, continually judged, and ignored to self-loathing and suicidal when I am a lean 5’10″, stacked hottie?

    So, life sucks for everyone, then. Kind of thought that already.

  5. Randal Graves Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    “Gorgeous Girl Syndromeā€¯ – I have that. It’s tough being beautiful, but I get by.

    Oh, and I’m 100% comfortable with my sexuality.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    RT – Hell, if it was easy, everyone could do it!

    Randal – Well, you’re pretty hot, but gorgeous? Come on now.

  7. TrekMedic251 Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    Did anybody think maybe,..MAYBE she did the big swan dive because she broke up with her BF/GF/coke supplier, etc,…?

    Jeez, gimme a break.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 12:50 am

    Trek – No, no, no! She had angst!!! And pretty girls with angst are the best people in the whole wide world! /Snark.