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Hawks Attacks Red Sox Fan

By Wyatt Earp | April 4, 2008

Thankfully, the hawk didn’t catch the Sox fan’s rabies. Oh relax, the girl is fine!

BOSTON (AP)—Once again, an A-Rod got an unfriendly welcome from the home of Red Sox Nation.

This time, it was 13-year-old Alexa Rodriguez and not the Yankees All-Star third baseman Alex Rodriguez.

She was touring Fenway Park on a school trip Thursday and was attacked by a resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from her scalp. Rodriguez wasn’t seriously hurt.

Vince Jennetta, a teacher who chaperoned her class trip from Memorial Boulevard Middle School in Bristol, Conn., told The Boston Globe that Alexa is “a little shaken, but OK.” (H/T – )

Boy, first the Penn State library story, and now this? The Lord seems fit to smite my enemies, and I will build many churches in his honor.

Now, if only he can do something to those arrogant Ohio State fans. Heh.

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