Archive for March, 2007
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Monday, March 26th, 2007As I type this, I am packing up my equipment for tonight’s tough matchup. So, as an added incentive to my hockey team, I give you this . . .I wonder if Samuel is available to coach my lacrosse team?
Okay, It’s Time To Settle Up!
Monday, March 26th, 2007Who had “Accidental Overdose” in the pool? I gotta get you your winnings. DANIA BEACH, Fla. – Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental overdose of a sleeping medication and at least eight other prescription drugs, and she had recently had a bacterial infection from injecting drugs into her buttocks, authorities said Monday. [...]
BUMPED: Weekend Caption Contest Winners!
Monday, March 26th, 2007Jiminy Cricket Caption Contest(Source: Yahoo! Sports) Other Current Contests:Blonde SagacityBullwinkletteCowboy BlobOutside The BeltwayRight PunditsTrekMedicWizbang Top Five Entires:5. “I’m a cricketer and I’m okayI play all night and I sleep all day I play cricket, I skip and jumpI love to press wild flow’rsI put on women’s clothingAnd hang around in bars” – Fmragtops4. “Sweep the [...]
The Bristol Stomp
Sunday, March 25th, 2007Here’s a little something to get you ready for today’s Food City 500 at Bristol.And for you non-fans, Bristol is always an exciting race; if you like a whole lot of wrecks, that is.
The Long Sticky Fingers Of The Law
Sunday, March 25th, 2007Lest anyone think I won’t rip one of my own – especially when it is TRULY deserved – I give you this story: Source: Video Catches Philadelphia Officer Shoplifting (NBC10.com) PHILADELPHIA – As if Philadelphia police don’t have enough problems with crime and the criticism they’ve taken for the increasing number of homicides, now they [...]
The Essence Of Philadelphia’s Neighborhoods
Sunday, March 25th, 2007If you ever wanted to see the real Philadelphia, and not that whitewashed crap you see in the movies, Captain (Soon To be Chief) Den has a terrific YouTube video posted HERE. It’s a political ad for some state representative, but I recognized 98% of the places featured here, most of which are in the [...]
And Now, An Important Message From Jack Bauer
Saturday, March 24th, 2007Hello, my name is Jack Bauer, and I am a federal agent with the Counter Terrorist Unit, or CTU. Recently, I spent two years being tortured in a Chinese prison, watched helplessly as Islamic terrorists detonated a nuclear device over Los Angeles, and learned that my true love died while trying to save me. While [...]
Hot Links
Friday, March 23rd, 2007Here are a few interesting things from my blog pals: Captain Den at First In! is only four hits away from #5,000. And in case you haven’t been by Denny’s place recently, he has hit a few home runs with his Rosie post, his hair band spectacular, and (of course) his trashing of my new [...]
People I Like
Friday, March 23rd, 2007Yes, you read it right; this week I am posting an edition of People I Like. These posts are rarer than naked pictures of Bea Arthur. No, this is not the beginning of the “New Wyatt” who is well adjusted and not prone to violent outbursts of anger. I just wanted to change it up [...]
You Want A War? You Got One!
Thursday, March 22nd, 2007Am I the only out praying for Arlen Specter’s (left) cancer to come back and eliminate him? WASHINGTON – A Senate panel, following the House’s lead, authorized subpoenas Thursday for White House political adviser Karl Rove and other top aides involved in the firing of federal prosecutors. This is what America voted for last year: [...]
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