Fidel Castro: Party Animal
By Wyatt Earp | January 29, 2007
“F” Castro. I absolutely agree.
It’s official: Miami is hosting the world’s first “Death Kegger!”
“MIAMI – The city of Miami is planning an official celebration at the Orange Bowl whenever Cuban president Fidel Castro dies.
Discussions by a committee appointed earlier this month by the city commission to plan the event have even covered issues such as a theme to be printed on T-shirts, what musicians would perform, the cost and how long the celebration would last.” – (H/T – )
If the committee is looking for any more party ideas, I think I have a few . . .
* Play soccer with his dismembered head.
* Set him on fire and use him to light Cuban cigars for the first 2,000 attendees.
* Vote him into the baseball Hall of Fame, yet keep Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds out.
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