By Wyatt Earp | July 28, 2006
Democrats in general have been off their proverbial rockers lately. Hell, look at the Joe Lieberman situation – moderates have no place in the Party anymore. But the Dems in my home state are taking liberal lunacy to the next level. This week, the PA House voted on a Democrat measure that would – get this – call for the disarming of civilians during a Katrina-like emergency! In the Democrats’ plan, authorities would go house to house and confiscate citizens’ firearms. I don’t know about you, but the time I absolutely want a firearm is during a Katrina-like emergency! Thankfully, the bill was defeated yesterday.
Ignorant, Stupid Cops (There are a few in every district)
So, I get a call from a 35th District officer today who tells me that there was a stabbing on 3rd Street. He gives me the details and the pertinent victim information, and I ask, “Is there a scene?” The officer gives me a big, arrogant answer of “I just told you that!” Unfortunately, the location of the scene is not a DESCRIPTION of the scene. When I informed the officer of the difference, he said, “Oh. It’s just a blood smear. Do you want us to secure the scene?” Now that this guy has pissed me of, I reply, “Yes. Hold it, and we’ll send a detective out . . . eventually.” About fifteen minutes later, I gave the job to the assigned detective, as the arrogant cop was baking in the afternoon sun. Heh. Note to arrogant, know-it-all cops: you will need detectives a lot sooner than we will need you.
The Wayans Brothers (All of them)
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Keenan Ivory Wayans was the genius behind such gems as “In Living Color” and “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka.” Unfortunately, he also opened the doors for his disgustingly untalented brothers Marlon and Shawn. Just when you thought “White Chicks” was the worst movie ever, “Little Man” comes along. I mean, have you seen the commercials for this garbage? Cripes, I could have pooped out a better script! Someone please sterilize these two before they produce terribly unfunny spawn?