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By Wyatt Earp | June 24, 2006

It’s not too often that I take requests, but RT begged me. Enjoy!

Top Ten Things RT Can Do On Her Summer Vacation

10. Check out SYLG fifty times a day to boost the Site Meter.
9. Determine what exactly is in a hot dog.
8. Write an essay on what she did on her summer vacation.
7. Figure out which Olsen twin is the evil one.
6. Determine what exactly makes New Jersey smell so bad.
5. Apply for the soon-to-be-vacant Phillies manager position.
4. Visit the fabulous sunny beaches of Mogadishu.
3. Send the Burger King “King” threatening e-mails.
2. Perfect her Spitball Deflector ™ for next year’s classes.

And the number one thing RT can do on her summer vacation is . . .

1. Two words: naked vacuuming.

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  1. rt Says:
    June 24th, 2006 at 9:15 pm

    You did not disappoint! I begged?
    10. I already do. I have no life.
    9. I may not know what is in a hot dog, but I know what is on it. Oh…I did buy the foot-longs today, though.
    8. Summer vacation: Watched fireworks, summer reading (15 books), prepared for new class that I’m teaching, grad classes….
    7. The redhead with the superthick eyeliner (I once sported the same look and man was I evil).
    6. It is the people who come over from Philly for their beer and gas. Actually, it is our lovely treatment plants…seem to drive by all of them on the way to work…and landfills.
    5. I’d love that job. First, I’d smack Meyers. Ya think it’s roids? Then I’d get Abreu to see that he is not the boss, and then I’d get sued for sexual harraassment…Utley look out!
    4. Only if I am escorted by some handsome men in uniform…
    3. “King” is creepy and I’d have him whacked. The chicken riding the motocross bike is awesome, though. Although…the Philly Phanatic would beat him anyday. Do you think the Phanatic could play right field?
    2. My kids love me. In fact, they had a group hug and didn’t want to leave my class. (That one was serious.)
    1. The hose is too unwieldy. But naked everything else is much more fun!

    Thanks Wyatt…I’ll take these into consideration.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 26th, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    “The hose is too unwieldly.”

    Too . . . many . . . wiseass . . . comments . . .