He’s Thinking With His "Ditto Head"
By Wyatt Earp | June 26, 2006
Material like this just writes itself:
“WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.
Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn’t have Limbaugh’s name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.
A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was “labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes,” Roy Black, Limbaugh’s attorney, said in a statement.” (H/T – )
Okay, I have two questions:
First, with an elevated terror threat level and the recent arrest of a would-be Florida terror ring, don’t you think that Customs would have more important things to do than worry about what Rush Limbaugh uses to help his dingus issues?
And second, do you think Rush’s new slogan will be “With talent on loan from Pfizer?” Heh.
Topics: Uncategorized | 4 Comments »
June 26th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
Amazing, our Agricultural Department can find the one bovine with mad cows disease and customs can discover that Rush Limbaugh has an un-Rushed Limp-uuhhh I ran out of material for ‘baugh’ but ya’ll get the picture…
Well, if our gov’t can figure this out, why the hell can’t we keep illegal immigration down? Unacceptable.
June 27th, 2006 at 12:40 am
There is something there about 1/2 my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair! But I’ll not go there!
June 27th, 2006 at 1:50 am
To be honest this pisses me off. His privacy is constantly violated because the libs have a vendetta against him. Unbelievable!!!
June 27th, 2006 at 11:25 am
i’m just surprised this hasn’t made headlines in elite MSM news so far, I would have figured that would trump other ‘important’ news topics