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Bedtime Stories

By Wyatt Earp | May 31, 2006

The Top Ten Least Favorite Children’s Stories

10. The Three Little Earwigs.
9. Harry Potter and the Incurable Itch.
8. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Drunk Fish.
7. Goodnight Moon, Hello Hangover!
6. Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Drop Dead?
5. Goldilocks and the Three Disgruntled Teamsters.
4. How the Grinch Stole Susie Lou Hoo’s Virginity.
3. Horton Hears a Blood-Curdling Scream.
2. The Little Engine That Could . . . With Help From Viagra.

And the number one least favorite children’s story is . . .

1. Hop On (The King of) Pop.

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6 Responses to “Bedtime Stories”

  1. The Conservative UAW Guy Says:
    May 31st, 2006 at 6:06 am

    Disturbing, but funny.


  2. Deathlok Says:
    May 31st, 2006 at 8:06 am

    I love One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Drunk Fish.

    I alos like On Beyond Zebra. . .Get Beyond Zee-Bra.

  3. bigwhitehat Says:
    May 31st, 2006 at 9:01 am

    There comes a time when you have to put barney away and show the kid Jurassic Park.

  4. fmragtops Says:
    May 31st, 2006 at 9:21 am

    OMG! That is twistedly hilarious. Hop On (The King Of) Pop, really disturbs me, because that was my five year old’s favorite book when she was younger.

  5. Pam Says:
    May 31st, 2006 at 10:16 am

    Great stuff. I can’t pick which one is my favorite. I have posted it on my blog (with a big kudos to you).

  6. rightwingprof Says:
    May 31st, 2006 at 12:16 pm

    Speaking of drunk fish, you should like this story from Pittsburgh.