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Dang. I Was Pulling For Wolverine!

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Which X-Men character are you most like? You are Cyclops! You are attractive and strong, in a boy scout republican sort of way. You are set firm in your beliefs, which is not necessarily a bad thing. But often when faced with a conflicting opinion you become defensive and angry and prone to conflict. You [...]


Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Callisto, Pyro, Magneto, Juggernaut, and Jean Grey Well, I finally saw X-Men: The Last Stand last night. I’d give it an appropriate review, but to be honest, they could have shown Wolverine’s claws shredding waste paper while Mystique was standing there watching him, and I’d give it an A+. That being said, I have a [...]

Bedtime Stories

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

The Top Ten Least Favorite Children’s Stories 10. The Three Little Earwigs.9. Harry Potter and the Incurable Itch.8. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Drunk Fish.7. Goodnight Moon, Hello Hangover!6. Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Drop Dead?5. Goldilocks and the Three Disgruntled Teamsters.4. How the Grinch Stole Susie Lou Hoo’s Virginity.3. Horton Hears a [...]

Armored Cavs

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Why did they even play the game? The Virginia Cavaliers are atop the lacrosse world after a 15-7 drubbing of the Massachusetts Minutemen – they were good for about a minute – in Monday’s NCAA Division I Lacrosse Championship. Congratulations guys!

First With A Different Kind Of Flair

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

After a brutal drought, I am finally back to form. I won GOP and the City’s Weekend Caption Contest I, and took second place in GOP and the City’s Weekend Caption Contest II. Whoo!

Day From Hell

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Someone check to see if there’s a full moon. 6:25am – Woke up five minutes early. Still sore from Sunday’s run. That can’t be a good sign. 7:45am – Arrived at work, only to be informed the three-body burglary/stolen car arrest I spent all day working on was declined by the district attorney. According to [...]

Memorial Day

Monday, May 29th, 2006

The American Military Cemetery, Normandy, FranceWhile everyone is hitting the beaches, enjoying the barbecues, and spending time with family, please remember those men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. Today is not about white, sandy beaches. Today is not about cooking hot dogs and hamburgers. Today is about our men and [...]

The Fastest Sport On Two Feet

Sunday, May 28th, 2006

The 2006 NCAA Men’s Lacrosse Championship will be held tomorrow afternoon in my hometown. The undefeated Virginia Cavaliers will face off against the upset-minded Massachusetts Minutemen in the Division I title game. The game starts at 1pm on ESPN. If you’re available, make an effort to watch some of the action. It’s the greatest sport [...]

Who Ordered The Mineral Ice Colada?

Sunday, May 28th, 2006

It’s 9pm and my knees, back, and feet are killing me. Today’s first foray back into jogging did not go as smoothly as planned. And, as usual, I overdid it – trying to do the entire neighborhood loop at a full sprint. I was praying for death by the second block. Obviously, I am carrying [...]

The Amazing Race(s)

Sunday, May 28th, 2006

If you’re a race fan, today is your lucky day. No less than three major races are slated for this afternoon, and every one is a prestigious one. Formula One is in Monaco for the Monaco GP, NASCAR is in Charlotte for the Coca-Cola 600, and the granddaddy of them all, The Indianapolis 500 – [...]

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