FedEx: When You Absolutely Have To Win . . .
By Wyatt Earp | February 13, 2006
Race fans rejoice: NASCAR is back! Speedweeks at Daytona are officially underway, and if yesterday’s Bud Shootout is any inclination, this season will be impossible to handicap. Rookie Denny Hamlin drove the #11 FedEx Ford to Victory Lane after overcoming a true war of attrition. Many seasoned drivers succumbed to wrecks, and/or malfunctions – including SYLG’s favorite driver, Jeff Gordon – while the new kid on the block inched out Dale Earnhardt, Jr, and GunnNuttt’s matinee idol Tony Stewart.
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February 13th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
“matinee idol”
HA! He isn’t THAT bad. Although it he would lose 50lbs he would have won.
February 13th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
Ty – You noticed that, too? Hey, Tony, stay away from the Frosted Flakes!!! He’s starting to look like Edgar!
February 13th, 2006 at 11:43 pm
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Jus’ funnin’ with ya Wyatt!
February 14th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
How can you have a driving sport sponsored by a beer company?
What’s the slogan?
“Don’t Drink & Drive! Drive The Drink!”
February 15th, 2006 at 1:28 am
Hooray for Coach Gibbs!!!
I think Tony used to maintain his weight by being a wiseass. Now that he’s Mr. Nice Guy he’s getting fat!