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FedEx: When You Absolutely Have To Win . . .

By Wyatt Earp | February 13, 2006

Race fans rejoice: NASCAR is back! Speedweeks at Daytona are officially underway, and if yesterday’s Bud Shootout is any inclination, this season will be impossible to handicap. Rookie Denny Hamlin drove the #11 FedEx Ford to Victory Lane after overcoming a true war of attrition. Many seasoned drivers succumbed to wrecks, and/or malfunctions – including SYLG’s favorite driver, Jeff Gordon – while the new kid on the block inched out Dale Earnhardt, Jr, and GunnNuttt’s matinee idol Tony Stewart.

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5 Responses to “FedEx: When You Absolutely Have To Win . . .”

  1. Tyler D. Says:
    February 13th, 2006 at 7:10 pm

    “matinee idol”

    HA! He isn’t THAT bad. Although it he would lose 50lbs he would have won.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 13th, 2006 at 7:24 pm

    Ty – You noticed that, too? Hey, Tony, stay away from the Frosted Flakes!!! He’s starting to look like Edgar!

  3. The Anti-Hippie Says:
    February 13th, 2006 at 11:43 pm

    Name
    A
    Sport
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    Rednecks

    ;)
    Jus’ funnin’ with ya Wyatt!

  4. Deathlok Says:
    February 14th, 2006 at 1:42 pm

    How can you have a driving sport sponsored by a beer company?

    What’s the slogan?

    “Don’t Drink & Drive! Drive The Drink!”

  5. GunnNutt Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 1:28 am

    Hooray for Coach Gibbs!!!

    I think Tony used to maintain his weight by being a wiseass. Now that he’s Mr. Nice Guy he’s getting fat!