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A Real-Life Pulp Fiction Moment

By Wyatt Earp | October 12, 2005

“It’s the Medical Examiner. He says that Vera is dead.”

There’s a great scene in Pulp Fiction where Vincent and Jules debate the actions (or over-reaction) of Marcellus Wallace. Allegedly, Marcellus threw his Samoan associate Tony Rocky Horror out a window for giving Wallace’s wife a foot massage. Of course, that type of thing just happens in the movies, right?

Obviously not.

Yesterday in my delightful hometown a man threw a deli worker through a plate glass window after a dispute over a sandwich!!! The deli clerk died from his injuries. Full story.

Hey, I’m not a big fan of mayo on my sandwich, either, but Jesus Christ!!!

Topics: Philly, The Job | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “A Real-Life Pulp Fiction Moment”

  1. The Man Says:
    October 12th, 2005 at 12:23 pm

    Philly: City of brotherly love? What ever happened with the gun crackdown back in March?

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 12th, 2005 at 12:50 pm

    No, you misunderstood. It was guns FOR crack!

  3. Steve Says:
    October 12th, 2005 at 12:56 pm

    Sounds like the guy doing the throwing was on crack!

    Yeah “city of Brotherly love” more like Former city of brotherly love!!

  4. Pandy Says:
    October 12th, 2005 at 2:28 pm

    Maybe it’s the city of sisterly love- my little (!!!) sister once threw me into a wall. I didn’t quite go through.

  5. SK Says:
    October 12th, 2005 at 4:07 pm

    All I know is I’m watching how I make dinner, sheesh.

  6. Insolublog Says:
    October 12th, 2005 at 5:40 pm

    I’m gonna go downtown.

    I’m gonna get me a couple of hard pipe hittin’ ni%%ers.

    Then I’m gonna bring ‘em over here to over Mr. Motherf$^kin’ Deli sanwich man with pliers and a blowtorch.

    You hear me hill billy Boy?!

    - Marcellus Wallace

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 12th, 2005 at 7:42 pm

    Steve – Word. Crack or PCP.

    Pandy – Nice. I once beat my younger brother over the head with a phone receiver. Um, I have a few anger issues.

    SK – Good idea.

    Insol – Love that quote. Love the movie!

  8. Fastest Squirrel Says:
    October 13th, 2005 at 8:15 am

    Hmmm. Another story on the site is about a body found at a recycling center…


  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 13th, 2005 at 8:33 am

    F.S. – Hey, at least the doer was trying to help the environment!!! That center isn’t far from my police district. TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!