Archive for August, 2005
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Monday, August 29th, 2005This is gonna make GunnNutt, well, nuts! Four-time NASCAR champion Jeff Gordon (#24) pulled out a sixth place finish in Saturday night’s Sharpie 500, propelling him into tenth place in the standings – and back into contention for the Chase for the Nextel Cup. Joy-gasm! Gordon, who had been as low as 15th place, has [...]
Wyatt To City: Drop Dead!
Saturday, August 27th, 2005Judging by the post title, can you tell if I’m in a better mood today? For those of you who have been on Mars for the past three months, I live in Philadelphia. Like every major city, this burg has more than its share of problems. High crime rates, taxes that would choke a horse, [...]
Life Sucks
Friday, August 26th, 2005I gotta be honest: I am very depressed today, and it’s affecting my blogging. I just wanted to apologize to the folks in my sidebar, because I just don’t have the energy to blog surf at all. For the record, I check out every blog in the sidebar every day, and comment when I think [...]
Jesus Christ, Not Again!
Friday, August 26th, 2005For the third time since June, the Philadelphia Police Department will be wearing mourning crepes. Early this morning, we lost another one of our own. The officer was shot in the chest by two thugs while sitting in his vehicle in a North Philadelphia neighborhood. He was pronounced at 3:05am. The officer was in plain [...]
Hansel And Re-Gretel
Friday, August 26th, 2005I hate those teary-eyed movie scenes where a character is on his or her deathbed and tells the audience that they “have no regrets.” Oh, yeah, that’s realistic. Everyone has some regrets. Hell, I have more regrets than Pamela Anderson has “home movies.” Hey! This sounds like a great blog topic! God, I am a [...]
You’re Welcome, Jacques!
Thursday, August 25th, 2005Welcome to another installment of This Day in History. On this day in 1944, Allied forces liberated Paris after four years of Nazi occupation. As a sign of their unending gratitude, the French have been as rude as they can be for the past 61 years. Hey, Frenchie, how’s that whole “freedom” thing working out [...]
Good Mourning, Philadelphia
Thursday, August 25th, 2005Support Your Local Gunfighter will be wearing a mourning crepe for the rest of the week. Why? Because the most beautiful traffic bunny in the world is getting married on Saturday! Fox 29′s Dorothy Krysiuk, 31, is tying the knot – and breaking my heart – this weekend to Anthony Marasa, who works in sales. [...]
Priorities Gone Awry
Thursday, August 25th, 2005The War on Terror, high gas prices, a murdered pregnant teenager, and an attempt to save the Willow Grove air base are all important issues affecting the Philadelphia area. Unfortunately, these items pale in comparison to the cover story of yesterday’s uber-liberal Philadelphia Daily News: “Whose Drinks Measure Up? We check out the booze at [...]
My Personal Philosophy
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005What would I do if I didn’t have PS2 to keep me company???
5 Great Movie Gunfights
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005I’m in a movie kind of mood today, and I’ve been thinking about some of the more entertaining film gunfights. (After all, this blog is called Support Your Local Gunfighter.) I have a few favorites I’d like to share, but I also have a caveat: these scenes are total Hollywood. I did not discriminate between [...]
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