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Tuesday, September 14th, 2010Planning to take a drive through the Irish countryside anytime soon? You may want to bring a few empty plastic bottles. Otherwise, your Irish eyes will be swelling from your urine-filled bladder. Did I miss the story where Ireland became a Third World country? Motorists using Ireland’s new motorway network can expect to find themselves [...]
Aussie Men Arrested For Wrestling Python
Sunday, September 12th, 2010You could go blind that way! Okay, it’s not double-entendre, but it’s chock full of teh stupid. Two Australian men decided to steal a five-foot long snake and while making their getaway they decided to stop in front of a packed McDonald’s restaurant. Because, you know, no one would ever find that suspicious! MELBOURNE, Australia [...]
German Kids Get Strange, Sexy Gift
Saturday, September 4th, 2010Some German children received a unique gift for their first day of school this year. In a move guaranteed to jump start the little devils into puberty, a group gave out pens that project pornographic images. Porn pens. They’re the gifts that keep on giving. Children attending the Adolf Reichwein School in [Essen, Germany] were [...]
Martha’s Vineyard’s Beaches Are Crappy
Saturday, August 21st, 2010No, literally. Hey, it serves them right. If those filthy rich pretentious douchebags wanted to provide their guests nice, wholesome (and clean) beach fare, they would have sent them to Sea Isle city, New Jersey. Instead, they are swimming with dung. Rumor has it that all the cool kids go there. WEST TISBURY – Welcome [...]
Friday, August 13th, 2010A British girl inadvertently pulled off the prank of a lifetime when she played dead in the street as a Google Street View car passed. Google captured the image of the “body” and posted it on the ‘net. Personally, I think this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. But I have a very [...]
Christina Gamble: Stripping Her Way To Jail
Thursday, August 5th, 2010Strippers are usually about as bright as a refrigerator bulb. The industry draws in a lot of seedy people, including criminals, drug abusers, and chicks with saggy boobs. Apparently, it also draws in people who like to defraud the government. Take Christina Gamble, for example. While she was showing her pink parts to anyone with [...]
Kim Jong-Il Is A Big Soccer Fan
Saturday, July 31st, 2010As long as his team is winning, that is. According to several reports, Jong-Il was fuming at the team’s 0-3 showing during the tournament — which included a 7-0 loss to Portugal — so he and 400 government officials called the squad into a meeting, where they were verbally bashed for 6 hours. Jong-Il was [...]
Darth Vader: Bank Robber
Saturday, July 24th, 2010What, did you really think that he can build a Death Star by relying solely upon taxes? Jedi, please! Long Island may be far from the Death Star, but that didn’t stop Darth Vader from paying a less-than-friendly visit to a bank in East Setauket, New York. Or at least he looked like Darth Vader, [...]
Haverhill 911!
Saturday, July 17th, 2010You probably never thought you would read about a police officer saying, “Don’t tase me, bro!” Two police officers are facing charges after an off-duty fracas outside a Massachusetts home ended with one officer using a Taser on the other. Daron Fraser lives in Raymond, N.H., and is a patrolman in Lawrence, Mass. Joshua Wallar, [...]
Woman Hits Man With Frying Pan
Tuesday, July 13th, 2010Holy cliche’, Batman! PHILIPSBURG, Pa. – Police said a woman faces charges after she hit a man in the head with a large frying pan. Police said the woman, 50-year-old Kimberly Denocheck, hit a 48-year-old man in the head with the pan around 7:25 p.m. Saturday at an apartment in Philipsburg, near State College. Police [...]
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