Darth Vader: Bank Robber
By Wyatt Earp | July 24, 2010
What, did you really think that he can build a Death Star by relying solely upon taxes? Jedi, please!
Long Island may be far from the Death Star, but that didn’t stop Darth Vader from paying a less-than-friendly visit to a bank in East Setauket, New York. Or at least he looked like Darth Vader, except for the camouflage pants.
The costumed man, with a mask and cape, entered a Chase bank Thursday morning and demanded cash. Although he didn’t have a lightsaber, his gun was more than enough to persuade the teller to hand over the money. (H/T – Smite)
Witnesses said that before fleeing the scene, Vader told an overweight female teller, “I find your lack of bra disturbing.”
Topics: Evil = Funny | 10 Comments »
Obviously Darth has been living on the Debt Star lately.
Obi “Won” taught him well. And he didn’t need congress to pass a law to rob that bank.
Jon – Okay, that’s friggin’ hilarious!
Robert B. – “Luke, I am your robber.”
That graphic of the unemployed stormtrooper Ed and Allahpundit keep posting over at Hot Air – “Unemployment: Sucks when your job gets blow’d up” – comes to mind.
First Darth is hawking Tom-Toms, and now he’s reduced to bank robbery. Can’t even buy a matching pair of pants.
What next, panhandling?
That is just hilarious!
How could the people that were there keep from laughing?
Welcome to the Dork Side!
[...] Wyatt Earp: Gee that Darth Vader guy really isn’t very nice! [...]
Officer, “I am certain he sounded like one of those out of work Jersey shore turds”
Wes S. – Now that the Empire is no more, it’s quite possible.
Trish – Sad that that was the best idea of a disguise this moron could come up with.
Proof – Heh. Nice one.
Crusty – Nah, The Situation has much better abs than this guy.