She Will Be My New Bride
By Wyatt Earp | November 23, 2011
Because no one this Earth could possibly party harder.
Michelle Watson doesn’t look like a woman who has just been charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, resisting arrest and drink-driving. The 24-year-old motorist was nearly three times the legal limit.
Watson was driving her Honda Civic through Prescott, Arizona, when witnesses reported her driving in an erratic manner. She swerved across the road, hit ‘numerous’ curbs and mounted the pavement.
Things only got worse when the first police officer arrived on the scene and was subjected to an outburst of ‘profane language’. She then refused to take a sobriety test, shoved the officer and kneed a second policeman in the crotch while [he was] trying to handcuff the suspect.
Fine, I’ll wear a cup on the honeymoon – but I’m still in!
Topics: Al-key-hol | 12 Comments »
November 23rd, 2011 at 9:44 am
definitely a catch!
November 23rd, 2011 at 10:02 am
I would have loved to have been there for her..mounting..the pavement.
November 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 am
Article comment by: Virginia Swanson
I looked this girl up on the county court website. This is her fourth arrest for an alcohol related offense and second DUI. Not so funny now huh?? How many more times before she kills an innocent person? Anyone who defends this act is deliberately being obnoxious. She obviously needs some help. I hope that she learns from this and behaves accordingly.
November 23rd, 2011 at 10:45 am
She’s a keeper! And hopefully the penal system will keep her.
November 23rd, 2011 at 11:23 am
Hey, all you Pennsylvania people, be careful on the roads:
http://www.wtae.com/r/29837601/detail.html
A sticky situation.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Smite – Come on, she’s just a social drinker. /snark
Jon – Ditto!
Dave H. – Of course she’s a scumbag that deserves to spend a lot of time in prison. It’s called getting laughs at her expense. And she probably wouldn’t date me anyway. Zing!
John D. – Heh, heh, you said “penal.”
Gunnutmegger – I posted it above, with a hat tip to you. thanks. Glad I’m not on the Turnpike today, though
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:31 pm
“I’m a social drinker… I’m just very social!”
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Smite – Well, she assaulted a few cops. A whole lot of people would say that is socially acceptable.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Smite,
But what would you catch?
November 23rd, 2011 at 8:30 pm
I’d like see just how she mounts a pavement.
November 24th, 2011 at 12:24 am
If that’s not the best mugshot ever, it’s at least got to make the top ten.
That Charlie Sheen “WINNING!!!” smile is the icing on the fruitcake.
November 25th, 2011 at 10:39 am
Rick – Hope not!
Bob – She must be very limber.
Wes S. – Nothing like making an ass of yourself in front of the entire country.